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Nicole//19//Glasgow//DOGS

[lmaonade]

girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*

me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop

[matchataurus]

If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the duolingo owl

[armorbird-archive]

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

[armorbird-archive]

big fucking mood

[pbd]

cursed notes

[armorbird-archive]

PLEAS IM BEGGI

[gabsy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

cons of tapeworm

-regular parasite stuff. I don’t want to bore you

pros of tapeworm

-friend inside

-never lonely

[lambhooves-deactivated20180128]

[kirbycheatfurbymeat-deactivated]

[adamsmasher]

[trynsave]

[trashboatdax]

This was undoubtedly the best one.

[friendly-animals]

Follow me for more cute animals! (:

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[dogpuppy]

Let that man go

[bob-belcher]

2017 mood

[unflatteringcatselfies]

hi this is sugar and she absolutely hates me-

[biphoenix]

[department-of-rehabilitation-de]

[zoiodlula]

[britney]

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

[yourfriendlysis]

SHIT

[lceclown]

[vladtheunfollower]