Steve10: Drunk, horny idiots
Eddie, Billy, Jonathan, Nancy, and Argyle are over at Steve’s house, sitting by the pool and having some drinks while they watch Steve take care of his kids. Steve plans to join them once the little tykes are put to bed, but by the time that happens, the rest of the group is getting pretty wasted.
They sit in silence as they watch Steve pick up his adorable baby aliens, both passed out in his arms, emitting soft little purrs. As soon as Steve brings them inside the house, Eddie blurts out, “Do you guys ever wonder if Steve’s alien forms have dicks?”
Beer shoots out of Billy and Jonathan’s nose, Nancy turns beat red, and Argyle looks deep in thought. “Yeah..I was kinda wondering that too.” Argyle admits. “I noticed that some of his aliens have like, pants.” He pinches the hem of his jeans in emphasis. “But then then some don’t just, don’t.”
“Maybe the watch was programmed to make sure the user is always modestly covered.” Nancy mumbled.
Eddie leans over and points excitedly at Argyle and Nancy. “RIGHT? Like FourArms has pants and let’s be honest, is definatly packing something down there.” Billy just covers his eyes and sighs like he’s in pain but Eddie keeps going. “BUT, then you have BigChill who’s bare ass naked and yet I don’t see dingle berries down there!”
“Dude they’re aliens. Not everything has to adhere or be similar to our own biology.” Jonathan quips before taking a very long sip from his can.
Eddie suddenly smiles like a shark. “EXCATLY. I can’t be the only freak here who’s curious about what’s going on down there! Which leads to my my real question!’ He leans over and waggles his eyebrows. "If you had to fuck Steve in one of his alien forms, which one would it be?”
“Why are you fucking like this Munson.” Billy bemoans. The whole group, except for Eddie and Argyle are bright red, shuffling awkwardly in their seats with their eyes glued to the ground.
Eddie sits upright, looking almost proud before he says. “As much as I like Heatblast I’m pretty sure my dick would get singed off, so I’m picking Fourarms.”
Nancy gets even redder, Jonathan just looks mortified, and Argyle nods in understanding. Eddie then leans over and throws his arm around Billy, making the blond jump at the contact. “What about you Billy boy? Who would you let abduct you tonight?”
Billy violently shrugs off Eddie’s arm. “Are we really fucking doing this?” Seeing the chesire cat grin on Eddie’s face, Billy slumps in defeat. “Fuck. I guess the tiger one?”
“Rath?” Eddie clarifies, Billy clenches his teeth and nods. Eddie smirks, like he expected that answer and quickly turns to Nancy, not wanting to lose the momentum.“ What about you miss Wheeler?”
“No comment.” She replies coolly. Eddie sticks his tongue at her before looking to Jonathan. “Come on Byers, don’t be a part pooper like you’re girlfriend here.”
Jonathan awkwardly rakes his hand through his bangs as his eyebrow knit together in thought. “Uhhh, Bigchill I guess?”
Just as Eddie is about to ask Argyle, Steve comes out, breathing a sigh of relief before he grabs a beer. He takes a greedy sip and sits down, only to look up in confusion as everyone is beet red and staring at him. “What? Is there something on my face?” He asked, slightly concerned.
“Steve, do you aliens forms have dicks and stuff?” Eddie asks, sending everyone reeling. Argyle is laughing and Steve looks at Eddie in horror, his face now tinging red just like the rest of them.
“Do my aliens forms have WHAT?”
Eddie snaps his fingers. “Come on Steve you heard me. You’re a young hot blooded male, you cannot look me in the eye and tell me you haven’t fucked around with that watch!” Nancy looks like she wants to crawl into the bushes and disappear. “Spill the beans!”
Steve leans back in his seat and groans. “I’m not having this conversation sober.”
An hour later Steve is drunk enough to divulge some very insightful details, however when the subject some down to BigChill, he clams up. Billy and Eddie immediately needled him for ten minutes until Steve gives up, covers his eyes with his arm and slumps down in his seat. “There’s..a slit down there.., you can’t see it, but um, it’s there.”
“Are you telling BigChill’s got lady bit’s Henderson?” Eddie says with sadistic glee. Steve just gives a jerky shrug and Eddie can’t help but laugh at Jonathan who looks like he want’s the earth to swallow him whole.
It’s all around a fun night.
