[twerkformammon1]

Hey guys welcome to the shit show, my name is Heather.

multifandom, nsfw & fluff reader writing.

minors dni. read rules.

masterlist.

GO TO VAGABONDREAMER or TWERKFORMAMMON those are my original blogs I just got unterminated.

[bananami]

husband material

a/n: I make no apologies, I made fun of Gojo a lot but I can't help making fun of the characters I kin ok...as you can tell I am unwell and clearly in love with one Nanami Kento. Please enjoy this purely self indulgent one shot that is just me ranting about how Nanami is the perfect man. n e ways- cw: some language and it eludes to sexual content, so you know the drill

"If you had to choose any sorcerer, who would it be?"

"Any sorcerer to what?"

"Like to date. If you had to choose," Gojo was leaning over the couch in the Jujutsu High lounge, wearing a smirk like he was confident in what your answer would be, "who would it be? And why is it me?"

You let out a laugh that's more mocking than genuine. "It would definitely not be you."

Gojo's jaw drops, like he can't believe it. For a very long time he's quiet - very unlike him - in utter disbelief. It had been a joke, but he was your best friend. If not him, then who? He needs to know.

Again, he asks. "So...who then?"

"Easy. Nanami."

"Nanami?!"

"Nanami."

"Why?"

"You're telling me you wouldn't date Nanami if given the opportunity?" You put your cellphone, giving up on the game you were playing seeing as Gojo was not going to let this go.

"That's not what I said." Gojo plops himself down at the opposite end of the couch, looking eager and ready for any new gossip he could wring out of you. "But I can't date myself, so therefore I would pick the next best option."

"He's definitely the best option."

"Respectfully disagree."

"That's fine." You shoot back. "Everyone is entitled to their wrong opinions. Especially you."

Gojo is once again silent. Until. "I hate you."

You can't help the chuckle that escapes.

"Why?!"

"Why what?"

"Don't be coy. Why Nanami?"

"I'm sorry," you give him a genuinely confused expression, "have you met the man? He's incredibly good looking, financially stable-"

"I'm also those things."

"Emotionally competent enough to hold a relationship for longer than three weeks-"

"That's...yeah ok, that's-"

"Is the type of man who gets along with both of your parents, so much so that they ask you every week when you're on the phone with them why the two of you aren't married or at the very least engaged yet-"

"This is getting very oddly specific."

"Radiates an aura that subtly screams 'I have a huge dick but I don't brag about it'"

"Clearly you've thought a lot about this."

"Somehow explains things without mansplaining them to you. Like if you were to ask him to explain how the stock market worked he would sit you down and make economics sound like the sexiest thing in the world while still remaining respectful."

"That's not fair. You know I'm bad at economics."

"I'm serious. He's like a total catch. Husband material. Dating isn't enough. If you date that man, it's endgame. He's already picked out the perfect ring and planned the entire honeymoon."

"Perfect is a strong word. Some would say it's too subjective even."

"He's the type of man to slow dance with you at 3 am in the kitchen of your upper class suburban home that he probably paid for in cash, while your two kids sleep soundly in their little bedrooms upstairs all tuckered out from your weekly family outing."

"Again. Very oddly specific."

"Face it, Gojo. Some men are just walking green flags." You stand and pat him on the shoulder, comforting him as he pouts. Clearly this wasn't the conversation he was hoping for. "But I have to get to my next class before my students get started without me, or Maki might accidentally give another kid a concussion. And I don't feel like explaining that to Yaga again."

Gojo waited until you were out of the room to huff in exasperation. "Psh. I'm a green flag."

"Yeah, if you're colorblind."

The sudden voice on the couch at the back of the room makes Gojo startle and jump in his seat.

Nanami lays just out of direct line of sight from the couch Gojo is sitting in, the one you were previously lounging on as well - so much so that Gojo has to lean over to see him lift the small folded towel from over his eyes.

This only sours Gojo's mood even more. "Well, I bet you're just so impressed with yourself right now."

Nanami lets the towel fall back over his eyes. "Don't feel bad Gojo," he can't contain his smirk, "not all of us can be husband material."

[freakwentflyer]

Megumi: *pinches YN*

YN: ow, mother fu- what are you doing?!

Megumi: Making sure you’re real.

YN: awww

Megumi: and making sure this isn’t just a nightmare

YN: you piece of-

[ackermantihora]

double freckles ✨

[twerkformammon1]

Hello fellow Heather 🤝

Hello Heather lol

[twerkformammon1]

Flowers From The Vine

Levi x GN!MC

Summary: MC has hanahaki disease. 

Author’s Note: I think this was the first (and only so far) angst I’ve ever written!

It started off as an itchy throat. 

You ignored it, thinking you had gotten the flu - but after a week of coughing you started getting worried. It never seemed to go away. Lucifer made hundreds of teas for you, trying to soothe your throat; and Satan read many books on human anatomy, hoping to figure out the cause. The boys became increasingly worried, scared that maybe you had eaten something poisonous to humans.

You were alone in your room when you noticed the first petal. Your coughing had increased and you were coughing up blood - or so you thought. Lowering your hand from your mouth, you looked at your palm. A bright red petal stared back at you. 

“What the hell,” you muttered. Did you eat a flower by accident? Furrowing your brows in confusion, you immediately threw the petal away. You should’ve told Lucifer, but you kept this secret to yourself.

Instead, you sought comfort from Levi - your best friend. It had been 6 months since your first arrival to Devildom, and after you gained Levi’s trust you spent nearly every night binging anime and playing video games with him. Lucifer had to set a bedtime for you because of it, much to your dismay. 

You knocked twice on his door before letting yourself into his room. He was in his gaming chair with his headphones on, completely unaware of your presence. Creeping slowly behind him, you decided to pull a prank and scare him - fingers crossed he wouldn’t be too mad. You reached your hands out, ready to grab his shoulders, but the itch in your throat became unbearable. Hunching over, you cough in your hand - petals coming out in clumps. Levi wouldn’t have noticed had you not grabbed the back of his chair trying to stabilize yourself. 

“Whoa, MC! Are you okay?” He gets up and places a hand on your shoulder. Your body felt on fire. 

“Y-yeah, I’m fine.” But you kept coughing, flowers leaping from your mouth. Your hands wrapped around your throat as you gasped for air, but all that got sucked in was more petals. Rushing out of his room you ran down the hall before you finally collapsed on your hands and knees. Your vision blurred as you heaved out flowers and blood, and you passed out from the lack of oxygen. 

***

“MC! MC! Please wake up!” 

That voice sounded familiar. Your eyes blinked open to find 6 brothers staring you down. Looking around you noticed you were in your bed, and Levi was the only one missing.

“MC! Why didn’t you tell us?” Mammon cried. 

“Honestly, I don’t know what’s going on.” You tried to sit up, but pain struck your chest.

“Don’t get up. You’re lucky Levi followed you, or else you wouldn’t be here right now,” instructed Lucifer.  “MC, you have hanahaki disease.”

“I don’t follow.” 

“You’re suffering from unrequited love.” Tears swell your eyes. A quiet ‘oh’ leaves your lips, along with remnants of petals. 

“What do I do?” You look around, pleading for someone to help you but their faces tell it all. There’s no hope for you. “Where’s Levi?”

“He’s right outside. I don’t think you should see him -”

“I want to talk to him...alone. Please.” Lucifer nods, and ushers all of his brothers out of your room.

“MC?” Levi quietly enters, standing as far away as possible.

“Hey, Levi.” You send him a small smile - it’s short lived as your chest rumbles, you try with all your might to hold the cough in but fail. Flowers adorn your body - it’s almost beautiful. 

“I’m the one who diagnosed you, just in case you were wondering.”

“Did you see it in an anime?”

“Yeah it’s called I’m coughing up flower petals because I’m in love with my crush but they don’t love me back.” 

“How did it end?”

“They fell in love with each other. And they lived happily ever after.” Levi gained some confidence and took a step closer. He sat on the bed and held your hand delicately in between his. “I just don’t understand how you could fall in love with a yucky otaku like me.”

“But I did. I do love you.” You sat up, coughing violently.

“MC, you’re my best friend…”

“Levi...please.”

“I can’t just fall in love with someone like it’s nothing.” Tears fill the brim of his eyes. “I don’t want to lose you, but I need time.”

“I don’t have time,” you pleaded. “Please Levi, I can’t do this anymore.”

He let go of your hand. You reached out to grab him, but a jolt of pain ran from your chest to your mouth. Your insides felt like they were being torn apart. Levi turned his back to you, he couldn’t watch what he had done. Your body jolted violently and then seized up, a vine sprouting from within your throat. Bright red flowers covered your lifeless body. 

“I’m so sorry, MC.”

[twerkformammon1]

Lucifer Masterlist

Home - MC’s last day in the Devildom.

The Celestial War - The events of the brother’s fall.

[twerkformammon1]

Home

Obey Me brothers x GN!MC, Lucifer x GN!MC

Summary: MC’s last day in the Devildom.

Author’s Note: Re-posting my work since my orginal blog was deleted. 

365 days had passed quickly. 

It was the last day of the student exchange program, and Lord Diavolo decided to throw a grand going away party. You had spent nearly all day with Asmo, he insisted on finding the perfect outfit for tonight and wanted to have one last spa day with you.

“MC, isn’t this just great? I could stay in here forever.” He sinks deeper into the flower bath, cucumbers sitting perfectly on his eyes. 

“I have to admit, this is pretty relaxing,” you giggle. “Especially with all of the running around we’ve been doing.” You had already eaten your cucumber slices - no doubt a bad habit picked up from Beel. You took a deep breath in, letting the floral scent intoxicate your lungs, trying to forget that tonight would be the end. 

And just like that, all relaxation was gone. A commotion could be heard from outside the room.

“Huh, I wonder what’s going on,” you ponder.

“Sir, you can’t go in there -” an employee says.

“Asmo, you son of a bitch!” Satan barges in. 

“Dear brother ~ Do you want to take a dip too?” Asmo taunts as he pulls the cucumber slices off.

“I can’t believe you stole MC away! They’ve been gone nearly all day!”

“We were shopping, you’ll see them at the party.”

“No, come on MC, I want to spend time with you too.” The look on Satan’s face was nearly heartbreaking. You didn’t like goodbyes, maybe subconsciously you had been avoiding everyone so it would never happen. 

“Okay, just wait outside while I get dressed.” You look at Asmo. “No peeking.”

He covered his eyes, and you quickly got dressed. 

“I’ll see you at home?”

“Of course ~”

***

You and Satan went to a bookstore, there was a small bakery attached to it. The smell of freshly baked goods and the serenity of the air was comforting - being around Satan was comforting. 

“So, how did you know where to find me?” 

“Asmo posted pictures on devilgram. That’s his favorite bath-house, so of course he’d take you there today.”

You hummed in agreement, your fingers tracing the spine of books as you two walked past the shelves. 

“Is this your favorite bookstore?” A small blush creeps onto his face.

“One of my favorites, yes.” 

“Any last recommendations?” 

Satan grins taking your hand to lead you to a more obscure area of the bookstore. The books become more odd looking, and the mood shifts ominously. He grabs a small book, the title reads, Death of the Three Worlds.

“It’s fictional, but has an abundance of historical accuracies about all three worlds. It’s a good read, I’ll buy it for you to take...home.” He hesitates. You look up at him and smile.

“I’d love that. Thank you.”

Side by side, you both walk towards the cashier; you decide to check out the bakery before leaving. There, you spot a familiar ginger and his twin. 

You rush over to them in excitement. 

“Hey guys!”

“MC!” Beel exclaims with a stuffed face.

“Hey MC,” Belphie says less enthusiastically but with a smile on his face nevertheless. “What are you doing here?”

“Oh, I’m here with Satan. He’s buying a book for me, I just wanted to check this bakery out real quick.” 

“Here.” Beel holds up a puff pastry filled with jam, nearly jamming it in your face. You open your mouth up slightly.

“Ahh - mm. It’s good.” Some jam dirties the corner of your mouth, you go to wipe it off but Beel cuts you off, licking it instead. Your face turns beet red.

“You can’t just do that in public, Beel!” You squeel.

Belphie nods in agreement.

“Ah - sorry, I couldn’t help it.” 

“Anyway, I should buy a treat for Satan. What do you think he’d like?”

“Cupcakes, cheesecake, danish, doughnuts -”

“Beel, that’s what you like,” sighs Belphie. “Nothing too sweet. He doesn’t care for it.”

You nod in consideration and buy him a croissant. By the time you walk back to the table, Satan is sitting there patiently for you. You hand him the croissant, and he hands you the bag with the book in it. 

“Thanks, MC.” 

***

By the time you got back to the House of Lamentation there were only a few hours before the party would start. You knew Asmo would want to start getting ready soon. Racing to the stairs and looking through your phone, you bump into Levi - who was also not paying attention. You fall flat on your back, Levi hovering over you with both hands beside your head and one knee in between your legs. He would’ve been mad had it been anyone else, but seeing it was you he began blabbering. 

“THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT ONE ANIME, I WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION AND NEITHER WAS MY CRUSH AND WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER NOW I’M ON TOP OF THEM IN AN INTIMATE POSITION.” 

“Oh really? I haven’t seen that one yet.” You smile, while gently pushing him into a sitting position. 

“It’s okay, a little too predictable to me.”

“Predictable? I thought you didn’t like surprises, Levi?”

“Well - yeah - not in real life, but in anime I don’t want to guess what’s going to happen!” He huffs and looks to the side. “So when are we going to watch that new anime? I mean - I know you leave tonight but you said you wanted to see it…”

“I do want to see it! But...I’m running out of time. I’m sorry, I just don’t have time tonight.”

“Yeah, sure.” He slumps his shoulders, hands in pockets, and heads back upstairs to his room.

You sigh, hoping to make it up to him somehow.

***

Due to Asmo, you were late to the party. He called it fashionably late - you called it rude. You would have to apologize profusely to Lucifer once you saw him. But instead, you saw a rambunctious demon coming towards you - your first man. 

“MC! I haven’t seen you all day!” He pouts; he looks you up and down. “You look a-amazing.”

“Thank you. I’m sorry, Mammon. I’ve just been busy trying to spend time with everyone.”

“You’re telling me I’m the last person?!”

“Well, technically no, I haven’t seen Lucifer - but, let’s not focus on that. I just want to have fun with you tonight!”

“Of course you do, I’m the Great Mammon! C’mon, let’s dance!”

You spent the night dancing and laughing with Mammon - occasionally his other brothers would steal you away for dances, but he always found you and stole you back. The night was coming to an end, you could feel it in your soul that it was almost times up.

“Mammon - I’m having so much fun.”

“I am too!” He twirled you in his arms.

“I have to find Lucifer.” Slowly you both stop dancing, and he stares deep into your eyes.

“Okay, just come back to me?” He questions rather than states. You nod your head. 

***

It shouldn’t have been too hard to find Lucifer, you figured wherever Lord Diavolo was he would be. But that wasn’t the case. 

“Lord Diavolo, have you seen Lucifer?” You ask desperately.

“He went outside, he said he needed to breathe.” He eyes you carefully. “I haven’t seen him this distraught in a long time.”

You thank him and rush outside, you could suddenly feel how suffocating the ballroom was, packed with demons dancing. You see his silhouette, he’s looking away. Suddenly all of the emotions of the day rush to you; everything that you had been holding in wanted to come out. 

“Lucifer!” You cry out, tears streaming down your face. He turns at the mention of his name. You rush to him, arms extended - he opens his, and engulfs you in his embrace. 

“MC...Why are you crying?” You look away in embarrassment, but he holds your face gently in his hands wiping away the tears with his thumbs.

“I-I don’t want to go. This is my home. Your brothers. You - you’re my home.” A small smile is placed on his face.

“MC, you’re my home, too.”

[twerkformammon1]

Mammon Masterlist

Good Boy (NSFW) - You decide it’s time Mammon gets praised for doing a good job.

[rukunas-deactivated20250520]

pussy drunk gojo 😩 pleaseee, mans acts so cocky but the furst time you hooked up he lost it

brain go EISKSOXXOKXZKXKXK. cw smut!

“may i?”

gojo’s pretty, pouting face hovers over your bare stomach. he’d been busy littering light kisses and bites on the skin of your thighs, his fingers teasing with the waistband of your panties but waiting until he has your permission to rip them off.

you nod hastily, making him laugh at your eagerness. you’d huff about how cocky he’s being, but you find yourself biting back the remarks to watch him peel down your underwear.

immediately, his breath stutters. his pupils dilate. black eats away at his blue irises as he stares down at your pussy, mesmerized.

“may i?” he asks again, now more breathless. you thought he was teasing you at first, asking for your permission to make you squirm. but as you notice how his eyes flicker from your cunt to your eyes, you realize that he’s not asking. he’s pleading.

“yes.” it comes out raspy, and again a bit desperate, but gojo doesn’t linger on it. instead, he dips his head down and kisses your clit.

“so pretty.” he mumbles before flicking out his tongue. your fingers quickly find purchase of the sheets, gripping the fabric tightly as gojo works his way down to your slit, mouth teasing at your hole. without warning, he slides his tongue in.

“sa-ah!” your back arches, and it only pulls gojo closer, his nose poking at your swollen folds while his tongue works its way into you. he hums as he licks and swallows, the noise sending a shiver up your spine.

“taste so good.” he practically moans. “why d’you taste so good?”

your face cringes, both in pleasure and in slight embarrassment at how loud the sound is, your moans and his creating a cacophony that is muffled by the wet squelch! your pussy makes each time gojo forces his tongue into you, or by the slurp! gojo makes each time he sucks on your clit.

when you cum— which you do fast, way faster than you’d like to admit— gojo doesn’t stop. he’s still busy following his motions, lost to the taste of you.

“satoru, please.” you push at his head, pull at his hair. “‘s too much.”

he pulls back, gasping. “no. let me do this.” he grasps your wrists before dipping back down. “let me enjoy this.”

you let him do as he pleases. even if it means you’ll cum over and over without a second to catch your breath.

[l1p3k4]

Tattoo artist Jean

Commissions are open

[3-aem]

Diverge

[3-aem]

Mitosis of six eyes

[hideoutpastel]

Leviathan 🧡

[poeticrubystar]

Y/n: I need someone to fuck me--

Asmodeus: *looks excited while quickly getting up from his seat to run to you*

Y/n: --up in this video game 1000 times so I can get the achievement for being killed over 1000 times.

Asmodeus: ...Uh...What?

Leviathan: *excitedly pushes Asmo out of the way*

Leviathan: I GOT YOU, Y/N! LET'S DO THIS!!

[twerkformammon1]

Masterlist

Obey Me

[twerkformammon1]

Obey Me Masterlist

Lucifer

Mammon

Levi

Satan 

Asmo

Beel

Belphie