#HIJACKSWEEP

we said that the first person to bring up hijack at dinner buys a round of shots and we've been silent for 45 minutes | they/them | header by alkalinefrog | this sideblog's unfortunate owner/god's weakest soldier

[twiafom]

my intro post here is basically i’ll be posting art, maybe some incredibly niche drabbles, and you can call me whatever you want 💃

tou: all art is free to use for icons, edits, prints, etc. please don’t trace my work or claim as your own we practice kindness in this household

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inbox is always open, take care!

[alkalinefrog]

Going on record to say I am a good good friend who would never expose Bea for holding us up whenever they find a good spot to do a photoshoot with their Madara Mikejima from Enstars nui

[twiafom]

idgaf i'll tell everyone. look at him

[sboochi]

Let's blur the line

[animatorroseoak]

I think we need to return to the rise of the brave tangled dragons phase….

[twiafom]

i was tagged by kai @alkalinefrog for this tag meme thingy hiiiiiii

im also following the longer excerpt trend bc sorry mom i would jump off a cliff if my friends were doing it :(

Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

“Hey, Monkey, you got a sec?”

“Probably not. What do you want?” Technically a question, but Monk's voice is flat. He doesn’t look up from his... Well, it looks like some sort of tome. But Owen isn’t really a book kind of guy, so he doesn’t bother trying to identify it beyond that. He’s also pretty sure Monk doesn’t actually want an answer, but if he’s going to—technically—ask, then it’s not Owen’s fault if he gives one anyway.

“Just wanna show you something. Come on, it’ll be fun,” he says with a lazy grin. He leans an elbow on top of Monk’s seat, a ratty recliner in Khatt’s basement that probably had enough cushioning to be comfortable a couple decades ago.

Owen doesn’t need to see Monk’s face to feel the derision of his eye roll; he’s more than familiar with it by now. There’s something comforting about that familiarity—how it was born from the trials and tribulations that led them to the wonderful friendship of their present. He could almost sigh.

“If you take your pants off, I’m leaving.”

“I just wanted to know if I should see a doctor!” Owen pouts and drapes himself over the chair, just enough to annoy Monk to the perfect degree of distraction, but without getting his eyebrows burned off again. It’s a delicate balance. An art, practically. “Anyways, it’s cooler than that. Well, almost.”

Monk sighs and closes his—in Owen’s opinion, comically oversized—book with a loud thump. He turns to Owen, levels him with his most unimpressed stare—looking as unimpressed as Monk usually does is impressive in and of itself—and finally rises from the chair in a way that is actually, genuinely, a little bit intimidating.

“Make this worth my while.”

Owen grins.

tagging @emerialyncodevenice and anyone with a name starting with the letter m, older siblings, people who like festivals, people with kill counts, and cowboys

[bignostalgias]

beloved

[alkalinefrog]

Hello hello!! Opening up commissions for the first time in ages! All prices are in USD, and this time 'round I'm running the orders and payments through Artistree, so head on over there if you're interested! The forms will close after I have four slots filled in total!

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[twiafom]

cannot believe kai was dealkamatized........... if i find out robin's non hijack name is actually fred im going to fly all the way to the arctic circle and go ape mode in the 4 feet of snow in front of his house

[alkalinefrog]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS, @twiafom's ACTUALLY GOOD OL' BEE'S KNEES BEATRICE, WE'RE ALL UGLY AND PROUD

[twiafom]

[twiafom]

cannot believe kai was dealkamatized........... if i find out robin's non hijack name is actually fred im going to fly all the way to the arctic circle and go ape mode in the 4 feet of snow in front of his house

[alkalinefrog]

I'M NOT DEAD, I just spent the last couple months moving! One of my roommates convinced me to say hijack with my full chest and most of my friends know about this blog anyway :'''D

Hiya hiya, my name's Kai and my insta's @fisheye.kai! I'm gonna start posting there again as a new year's resolution!

Also gonna open commissions soon so keep an eye out for those!

[twiafom]

alka told me to post this

[iamderanged]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[twiafom]

omg i completely forgot this was the origin of two of our most used emotes.. now that's herstory

[seafoamdew]

A lil birthday gift from me to me 🥳

[neytui]

Heyyyy........

[twiafom]

@emerialyncodevenice THEMMMM YAYYYYYYYYY :DDDDDDDD

honestly i was probably just being either quick or lazy, i'm usually pretty good about keeping my file names readable if they're for something important like work!! but even if i didn't i always have file previews on and can usually just see what's in it without even having to read the name LMAO. so clean....... so organized......... you will never catch my irl desk like this

[twiafom]

@emerialyncodevenice OO this was a fun find it's a laurarc file i was working on on my phone and then forgot i transferred it over to my ipad to actually finish 😭 just a zoom in bc it's very rough

[midoristeashop]

YIPPEE YAY I LIKE THESE ONES

Most of my childhood was watching The Dark Crystal and other 80s style dark fantasy films so when I tell you this AU is comfort for me :,)

[twiafom]

tagged by @midoristeashop thank you hannah!! 🫶❤️🫶 i gave up on trying to add everything bc i read the rules, forgot it said All of them, started making the list and went "there has to be a limit right" and then there was not. i have too many files in too many places

- pullsyouup.cmc

- laurarcthumbs

- [zine] cover 1, 2, 3

- udygsufogasdfiy

- diusfhaiudsghuhad

- dshjbfuuhdbgs

- misery is a butterfly

- kinghic

- nezushi

- fuukam

- photostrip

- Illustration2 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 51

- oc_tober

- bigbang1, 2

- threads part 2

tagging @emerialyncodevenice @seafoamdew anyone with a birthday in june, anyone who plays bass guitar, and all mamPs