you rule / you suck

check out my ao3: twiceasfar

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[evil-cactus]

Laughter is contagious

[abarelysapientpairofshoes]

I like it when my friends make art shout out to friends making art

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[champagne-drippp]

string of fate or whatever but it’s that little string of drool from my mouth to your cock

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[duskandletters]

- Safia Elhillo, from 'Summer', Girls That Never Die.

[sunflowersand-bees]

imagine how good stranger things would’ve been if they gave lucas any kind of plot line or emotional struggle that centered his feelings

[90shorrorpaperback]

But he had a girlfriend. And being in a romantic relationship is the only thing that matters. Screw jobs, hobbies, academic pursuits, and friendships. Dating women fixes every single problem in men's lives. Once they get a girlfriend, men get to have magical girl transformations into happy, healthy, productive, and fulfilled beings who experience nothing but pure joy and contentment.

At least that's what Redpill teaches it's adherents, and Matt and Ross Duffer are dedicated students of the ideology.

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[station18908]

The small voice in your head that says: "I don't need to write down every small detail of this plot idea, I love it so much, I'll remember this."

That's the devil speaking.

[newlyy]

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

[molabuddy]

how miis stand when you make them say hi to eachother for no fucking reason

[all-consuming-rot]

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

[twiceasfar]

i finally started writing again, got a decent amount done today. i’m sorry it’s taking me so long. ya girl is going through it once again.

[hoetipsbyangel]

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

[manuciruja]

I think it's insane that even in the most leftist and "progressive" spaces the idea of equating morality with looks is alive and present and no one fucking bats an eye at it. like racists and mysoginysts are always portrayed as fat and hairy and generally unkept, as a contrast to the morally good and attractive leftists of course; people will have no problem being genuinely fucking awful about someone's appearance if they're deemed to be a "bad person". and the worst part is you point all of this out and people act like you're reading too much into things like no dude you gotta start using your brain more

[rubyrider6000]

HE'S SO FUCKING SMALL WTF LITERALLY ONE DANDELION TALL IF I'M BEING GENEROUS OMFG