Dr Daddy Cullen

@plain-and-obscure-littlebird for jane eyre/lit stuff

[dr-daddy-cullen]

follow @plain-and-obscure-littlebird for jane eyre/lit stuff

[reidalert]

spencer is for the girlies who want a cutesy nerdy boy who will beg for you

& hotch is for the girlies who want a cold yet caring man who will make you beg for him

[sadgirlmily-deactivated20241212]

i like both

[vexingwoman]

"Because men cannot create life, they specialise in death. They compensate by destroying."

- Sonia Johnson, Going Out Of Our Minds

[embry-call-fan-club]

Whenever Bella left the Forks area code she got into so much avoidable nonsense

[lenoreamidala]

the cullens

[sparklypaperpenguin]

Can we just,, appreciate Twilight? Yes it's cheesy and you don't have to like it but can we appreciate the LOVE between Bella and Edward?

Bella is literally the ONLY person Edward can't read the mind of, she is the only one whom he can put his blind trust and faith in and fall uncertainly head over heels in love with. Which is just BEAUTIFUL, because she has to go through exactly the same thing and they LOVE each other and grow as people because of each other.

And despite everything that happens they make the active choice to be together and it's just a good representation of what real love is - it's not easy and it helped me to realize that yes, conflicts are internal and yes, they are real and valid and you CAN overcome something even if you can't see it

[pieceofourforever]

edward

[icedoatmilkmatcha-deactivated20]

women need to wake up and understand every feminist throughout history has experienced being called and compared to every terrible thing in the book. we're gonna kindness and politeness and understanding our way back to the 1950s. women have to start being angry.

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[changeling-droneco]

Man Today’s Trope Talk was good.

[jessicanjpa]

Do you ever just want to give Edward a hug and a steaming mug of mountain lion blood and tell him it'll be ok

[the-golden-onion]

[xalonelydreamerx]

The bond forged between us was not one that could be broken by absence, distance, or time. And no matter how much more special or beautiful or brilliant or perfect than me he might be, he was as irreversibly altered as I was. As I would always belong to him, so would he always be mine.

[lila-jelly]

Bella: I want you to kiss me again.

Edward: You’re overestimating my self-control.

Bella: Which is tempting you more, my blood, or my body?

Edward: It’s a tie.

12 year old me:

[dailyflicks]

PRETTY WOMAN (1990) dir. Garry Marshall

[yeehaw-vampire]

Ok but why did literally no one tell Edward about alternatives to fricking Bella full on? Like he had no problem making out with her, so...he obvs had no problems using his mouth...

Deleted scene of Bella negotiating the terms of her eminent vampire transformation and marriage:

[cumarunaegii]

you do realise this is edward cullen we’re talking about right? the 104 year old virgin who has never in his life jacked off because he thinks it’s a scornful sin? you think that idiot knows about eating pussy?? you’re thinking of emmett, the ceo of head

[yeehaw-vampire]

Oh he def has never even heard of such a thing. I’m just saying his bros did him a disservice not making that part of the bachelor party run down. Emmett literally made a comment about not being able to touch her and DIDN’T follow up with a really TMI demonstration using some poor piece of decorative fruit Esme bought to stage the house with while Edward cried?? Unheard of.

[cumarunaegii]

no one:

emmett teaching edward how to eat pussy:

[dr-daddy-cullen]

If we're being real about this though Edward has been in other people's head for 100 years. He absolutely knows how to give good head and touch Bella. He would be the best virgin in the world. That man, probably asexual as he is, would be all about Bella pleasures.

However, smeyer is a Mormon and doesn't know what sex is besides 30 seconds of missionary in the dark.