Twilight-Obsessed

I’m just here posting Twilight content don’t mind me She/Her Level 21 human Princessleia9977 main

[littleblairwitch]

The ballet teachers in twilight coming to work on monday finding their mirrors broken, the floor ripped out and a mutilated corpse on the ground:

[mysharona1987]

From Everyman Cinema’s twitter.

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Edward whenever Mike has a single thought:

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A summary of Edward and Bella’s relationship

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Charlie studying the wall of graduation caps in Breaking Dawn like:

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Emmett riding through Forks on top of Bella’s orange truck like:

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[bellasredchevy]

the american tourist on the volturi tour hearing demetri speaking english and saying “good fishing heidi, save some for me”

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[therealvinelle]

do vampires purr? i cannot for the life of me remember if this was a real thing or just something fandom came up with.

God, I wish, that would be so funny.

I’m not usually one for altering Twilight vampires to fit my preferences, but I’d give it all for purring vampires because it’d be so funny. 

Can you even imagine Esme gazing lovingly at Edward while purring, put a mirror in front of Rosalie and she instantly starts purring, Emmett crying because he’s a goddamn cat and that’s not manly at all, Carlisle stress-purring through the entirety of the series, starting after the Biology class and Bella just associates the guy with this permanent distress rumble, Victoria going full feline and grooming a part of her that Edward touched, and that’s how he wins their fight in Eclipse, Jacob chasing Edward up a tree...

Clearly, this is exactly what those books needed.

Alas, if they could purr it would have come up, so no dice.

[swiftsaltsweet]

To be fair, it has come up in the series. ;3;

You could argue it’s a seductive talk, except for Alice and Jasper. Both of them seem to be channeling their inner animal, and that’s why they are the adopted ones. aklfdjsalkf I mean they hiss, they hate the dogs wolves.....the vamps are just cats when you think about it kasdlfjlakjf

Basically everything you said about the rest of the family might actually be canon/true fdkslajdf 

[therealvinelle]

I’LL TAKE IT. Vampires purr!

[sideshowjazz]

Every time Jasper looks at Bella he makes the kekekekek sound cats make when they look at birds.

[therealvinelle]

I’m sobbing oh my god

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Bella in New Moon: *gets a papercut*

The Cullens:

[katcora]

Alec: Can I be frank with you all?

Jane: I don’t see how changing your name will help.

Felix: Can I still be Felix?

Demetri: Shhh let Frank speak.

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Alice and Bella navigating their way to Volterra like:

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