Twilight_is_back

"Saw a snail today... Effervescent"

[spots-lights]

I have $20 of printing credits that dont roll over next semester.

Guess whos gonna have a garbage copy of Midnight Sun.

[saturnsupremacy]

He’s a gem an actual ball of sunshine

[robsource]

Robert Pattinson photographed for Variety (2019) - Actors on Actors

[its-the-fluorescentsss]

Robert Pattinson on Ellen will forever be iconic

[its-the-fluorescentsss]

Someone once told me that Taylor Lautner looks like a llama and I have never been able to unsee it

[bellasredchevy]

y’all twilight is an allegory for beauty and the beast… edward views himself as cursed/damned and he falls in love with a headstrong bookworm girl who’s name is literally belle(a)… she is desired by others but she reciprocates no interest… people think she’s a little bit of an oddball… she loves edward despite the fact that he is a ‘monster’… her loves transforms him…

[writesskinda-deactivated2020013]

Beauty and the Beast:

Smeyer: but what if the beast transformed HER

[bellasredchevy]

a good addition

[panlight]

Edward can you hear minds thew phones like when bella called Charlie while she was pregant with renesmee?

[alicegotthestrap]

ftw ur wife leaves on a self care day everyone agreed she deserved but suddenly your kids dont know how to fucking act and youre tired of screaming for rosalie to stop beating edward with his own arm

[alicegotthestrap]

twilight au where bella reports edward’s weird ass to charlie for acting like he wanted to eat her face just for existing and the next day they roll up to school like

[alicegotthestrap]

ok SO! theres no way charlie didnt notice smth off w the cullens, he’s a cop and the cullens arent subtle so i assume he knew and just….shut the fuck up (unlike his daughter, bella) and it goes like this:

charlie swan, dedicated cop, watching the cullens be Unnatural Unhuman Freaks in public:

[princessprozac-deactivated20190]

[cullen-trash]

Edward and Bella during literally every conversation

[stonerbella]

Me reading twilight for the first time and trying to picture the extremely specific cars smyer described:

[notspecialjustcrazy]

[ruinedchildhood]

theycallmethemoose:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.

This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.

[shiny-volvo-stupid-owner]

Only two good things came out of Jacob imprinting

1) Edward kicking Jacob’s ass

2) Bella kicking Jacob’s ass

[shiny-volvo-stupid-owner]

Okay

everyone is talking about how bad the name Renesmee is but are we not gonna talk about the fact that Bella was gonna name her son Edward Jacob?????

[effervescently-alice]

Emmett vs Jasper

[alicegotthestrap]

dr carlisle cullen after bella got pregnant bc of his advice: