vampires are sexy!!!

the next logical step after the twilight renaissance is the twilight reformation—let's enter the twilight early modern period. i'm Ryn, 20s, she/they, bi, team bella, & smeyer hate account. read my carrd here. compiling my 95 theses and fixing the saga in my gay little google doc so that i specifically like it. this sideblog was a Journey™ in choosing to have a twilight phase in 2021; now i just hang out here. Donate to the Quileute Tribe's Move to Higher Ground campaign here.

[twilightreformation]

hello beloveds i have made an edbella playlist. hope you like it <3

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[philtatosbuck]

edward and bella are so special to me. you are both so fucking weird. bella is only prolife about edward's baby any other baby could get punted into the sun and edward is only prolife about bella. he has killed other people and stood by it

[mariapedia]

One of the best things the Twilight movies ever did is cast Billy Burke as Charlie. He’s so hot and such a great actor that it makes you forget how much Charlie sucks as a father.

[princessmo]

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

[littlegirlinvisible]

JACOB ANDERSON Photographed at the Variety Studio for #SDCC 2025

[cantina-band]

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

[sigilmint]

i couldn’t fucking resist

[autisticexpression]

the classic returns!

[disgustinggf]

[sweeetestcurse]

Planet Earth II: Episode 05 - Grasslands

[beautymasen-deactivated20150409]

“And here’s what makes the material so fresh… he’s Juliet and she’s Romeo… Edward Cullen- gorgeous, moody, high-strung, faintly anemic because he is a bloodsucker who refuses to suck human blood, his principles as lofty as his cheekbones- is the object of desire… He is as well the beast that’s also the beauty… cursed to be forever 17 and mateless. It’s Stewart’s Bella Swan, quiet and strong and full of purpose, who brings an end to his loneliness by surmounting the obstacles, both physical and metaphysical, in their path, converting to vampirism so it’s possible for them to unite for all eternity.”

[midnightssea]

Why do I kind of want them to. They have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[zendadya]

ZENDAYA & ROBERT PATTINSON photographed by Nadia Lee Cohen for Interview Magazine (2026)

[vamplire]

yes he’s a centuries old vampire but he’s still learning

[carnivalorous]

iwtv art from two years ago

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

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[vamplire]

i’m that one friend that’s too into vampire media

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.