Caro

[twinkle-puff-parker]

[rilianedautriche]

starting a collection

[mannco-moved2]

obsessed with saying hi rn its like hello!!! lol

[fluoresensitivearchived]

i make tumblr posts for girls who pretend they’re hollywood actresses or pop stars in their bedrooms. bonus points if they give themselves dramatic story lines and cry a lil about it

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

this is what i say when anything happens ever

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

[lmaonade]

if you need me i’ll be drinking water from the hate pond to learn about violence 

[mycontroversialposts]

today in: another weird lame text post that pretty much means nothing

[lmaonade]

do you have a fucking problem with me 

[brandysmellville-deactivated202]

[theproblematicblogger]

There’s a detective somewhere right now with a wall covered in strings connecting dots to figure out who poisoned the 87 year old with terminal cancer.

[tchaikovskaya]

baseball?? that game from twilight?

[gaycism]

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[dinuguan]

[kalyug]

[michaelblick-deactivated2022070]

[underneaththeweepingwillow]

like a centaur to an apple

[iamoutofideas]

girl I’ll make you perceive shrimp colours

[happinessisawarmpuppy]

I love dreams… I love fruits and vegetables