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idk whether I’d like a lapdance, cuddles or kisses rn, probably all 3

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thebootydiaries

me at 3am: [crying]

husband: omg what’s wrong

me, shaking: nothing…

him: it’s ok just say it

me: idk i just feel like if we were born as worms u wouldn’t like me .. would u even marry me ? whatever just forget it …

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sorry what

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That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

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THE TIME HAS COME

bioluminosity

he is here

radhakawaii

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

fuck-kirk

So I have my dog trained to sit when she wants pet (she used to be very wild and jumpy when we first got her, it’s been a long road) so now when she wants attention she just sits very still and stares VERY intently at you (she’s extremely non verbal and hardly makes sound in general)

So, today I let her out and didn’t realize the fence gate was wide open, and she just shoots right out at this older man and a small girl (bc she just LOVES PEOPLE. A lot) The girl kinda shrieks and the man pulls her behind him (which I get it, my dogs small but she’s still part Pitt, and she was running full throttle at them) and all of a sudden my dog just pulls up completely, full stop, and plants her ass on the ground in front of them, staring and wagging her tail.

And they just stand there, staring at each other. She’s like, vibrating with energy, waiting for pets, and these people are like “wtf” so I run up and explain and the old guy was just so thrilled honestly. The little girl starts petting her and the old dude was gushing about how trained and well behaved she is (I mean, ignoring the fact that she shot out of the gate LMAO) but like, that just made me so happy. I’ve put so much time and effort into training her and making her feel safe and comfortable after he (horrifying) past and I’m just so so proud of her.

TLDR; my dog is a good gorl and I luv her

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This is the good girl in question

hellenthetenderness

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hellenthetenderness

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THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

if we’re dating and you see me lying down on my bed, you’re 100% allowed to just lay down on top of me

gooblor

ooo when you’re kissing and she’s pulling on your clothes mhmmmmmm

ccc0urtney

Tease the fuck out of me.

Pin me down and gently drag your lips and fingertips all over my skin. Put your mouth on my neck and use your teeth to send chills down my spine. Climb on top of me. Look deep into my eyes. Press that cunning smile against my wanting lips. Bite my lip. Make me whimper. Pull my hair. Help me let out some sweet little moans for you. Whisper in my ear everything you could do to me, everything you want to do to me…then don’t. Make me want it. Make my body beg for it.