HARLEY QUINN

Literate. Descriptive. Indie. Trigger Warnings.

[b3am3rr]

some dudebro: ew, if wade has a boyfriend in deadpool 2, im not seeing the movie. disgusting…

the same dudebro: omg harley quinn and poison ivy are sooo hawt together!1!!

me:

[ofthsun]

Fire Meets Gasoline 💖🔥

[katdensetsu]

Reblog if you are a Multi-Shipper

[unmeinofuheikoohime]

Warning

My muse is not always nice. My muse can and will kill. This is in character, and in no way, me against you.  I will warn you. I will explain why my muse behaves like that, if it is appropriate to, timing and plot wise. I will attempt to give you a way out of it. But I will not change my muse’s character for you.  If your muse pisses off my muse, and my muse wants to attack and kill yours, there is only so much I can do to ensure that my muse is still in character. If you do not want your muse to die, please discuss with me.  But if you keep pushing my muse, despite being warned that death is what my muse desire for yours, please face the consequences with no negativity. 

[twisteddollface-blog]

||: I’m tired and I’ve drank a bit so replies coming later lol

[cuttingroom]

BOREDOM IS A DANGEROUS THING for with it comes trouble and trouble is exactly what jack napier was looking for, found in a stranger who’s blonde locks managed to catch his eye. hues lit up with excitement as the petite dame walks passed him. unwilling to simply let her be ( why would he do that? ) jack calls out to her, “ hey, blondie,” gruff voice drawls. hand boldly reaches out to snag the woman’s wrist before she could get too far away, calloused digits locking firmly onto her. while physical contact was generally prohibited amongst patients none of the guards who noticed bothered to try and stop it yet. quite frankly, no one wanted to get close to him. plus, they thought it would be fun to see how this plays out.  /  @twisteddollface​  . 

[twisteddollface-blog]

Quinn sat alone at a table near the back. Her hues occasionally glanced over individuals as they passed, some she recognized as her old patients. It was too quiet, so, she decided it’d be nice to put a record on.

Getting up, she made way towards the phonograph, but a tight grip around her wrist stopped her in her tracks.

Her light blue eyes narrowed, but once she turned to face the mysterious patient, she recognized him immediately. The Joker. She’s seen him on the news and papers, but never face to face.

“What do ya’ want, buster?”

[scarletwitch]

INJUSTICE 2: Harley Quinn’s new level 20 gear showcase [x].

[purrpetrator]

@novasparked replied to your post “everytime someone calls selina ’selena’ i lose a year of my life”

selena gomez

unfollowed. blocked. reported. 

[twisteddollface-blog]

Starter for: @jokerroleplays !

“Hey! Let go of me, ya’ oversized bozo!”

Struggling, and uneven footing echoed throughout the dark hallways of the crooked asylum. Eventually, three figures could been seen, two of them dragging along a blonde female, a straight jacket holding her back from attacking the guards.

“Let go!”

Approching an empty cell, one frantically fiddled with his keys, while the other held the jester back. Once the door opened, Harley bit the man’s arm, causing him to yelp out in pain.

Painted, smudged lips curved upwards into a tight grin. Demented giggles soon turned into laughter. She was then roughly shoved into her cell, the door slamming behind her. She landed on the floor.

“She fucking bit me! She fucking-ah!”

The guard held a hand over his injury, the other not wasting time to get away from the bars. One led the other down the hall, most likely towards the infirmary.

“Goddamn bitch!”

The guard managed to shout back.

[twisteddollface-blog]

She stared, her hues not really connecting to anything. There was nothing. The jester blanked out, her mind coming to a stop. What would you expect from a woman with her brains scrambled?

[twisteddollface-blog]

||: Just gonna say this now. I’m not crazy about fonts and icons. I don’t mind if others use them, my main focus is just the writing. All I ask is that you write in third person, and are somewhat literate and descriptive.

Also, just because I don’t have fonts left and right, and I lack of icons, doesn’t mean I’m any less of a roleplayer as you are. I’ve been writing for over five years now. I just feel like people turn me down because I don’t edit all the time and everything I write isn’t written with fonts. :/

[ladyreisblog]

Roleplay starters

“I’m innocent, I swear!”
 “And they say I’m a criminal.“

"So whatcha in for?” 
 “Your so annoying, go bother someone else.” 
 “Hi, eh, I think we’re gonna be cell mates.”

“Looks like it’s just you and me again.”

“So hey, like, I know we are just one cell across from each other but can I visit you sometime? You know, drop by, maybe stalk you in your sleep?”

“You got what you deserved.”

“I’m not a monster.”

“Uhm, no? We’re roommates now, Therefore I have every right to touch your stuff.”

“I like your sweater. It’s mine now!”

“Stop wearing my clothes!”
 “It gets loney in here, maybe we should fuck?”

“I made a new prison shank today, wanna see?” 
 “Only I know the way out of here, and I ain’t tellin’ you.” 
 “OH but trust me, I can help you escape!”

“Hey asshole, don’t leave me here!”

“Why are you being so nice to me?”

“I accidentally stole a pair of handcuffs from a guard and now it looks like we are stuck togther.” 
 “I’d let you arrest me any time!”

“Oh Mr. Officer, your so bad to me!”

“Awh, you look like you could use a hug.” 
 “Oh hi there handsome, I see you dropped the soap, lemme just help with that~“

"Can I wash your hair?”

“Another room inspection? Again? Did you hide the stash?”

“Please tell you’ve got drugs.” 
 “No, I don’t care what you say, your not sleeping with me!”

“Don’t touch me.”

“The food is so awful, so here let me treat you to something better because your new and cute?”

"I broke into your cell last night, you were really adorable while you slept. Did you know you snore?

"You need therapy.”

“That’s none of your business!” 
 “Let me help you..” 
 “It was just a one time fuck. I’m not in love with you.”

“I..can’t say.”

“You look lonely.”

“Don’t. I will destroy you.”

“Why should you care?”

“Everyone has issues!”

“It’s a super tight in this straight jacket, kind of hard to play with myself.”

“We’re death row inmates, so let’s share one last moment together before we die.”

“Okay, are you more upset because I killed a man or because I brought you here with me?”

“I wonder who’s gonna bail us out this time.”

“Um hello? Why else would I kill him?”

“Have you ever seen a dead body before? Do you want to?”

[twisteddollface-blog]

||: Like this post if you’d like for me to message you. We can either plot or just go with the flow. And I don’t mind shipping. (:

[arpmemething2]

Angsty Torture/Interrogation starters

“Does this hurt?”

“Tell me what I want to know and I’ll stop hurting you.”

“With that blindfold on, you’ll never know what’s coming.”

“Please stop!”

“Please stop stretching out my limbs with ropes like that!  It hurts!”

“I’m not going to tell you anything!”

“There’s no way out of this alive, so you might as well tell me what you know so I can end the pain.”

“If you beg, I might stop, although that’s a big might.”

“You know, with your hands tied above your head like that, I can reach all parts of your body.”

“If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me to stop, I’d be rich.”

“Please stop the interrogation.”

“I can’t walk while I’m all tied up like this.”

“By the time they find your body, you’ll unidentifiable.”

“Look at how much blood that got out of you.”

“Please, somebody help me!”

“Please no more!”

“Fuck you!”

“How do you feel about elecriticy?”

“Please untie me!”

“Fuck off!”

“Please stop using that whip.”

“If you don’t talk, I’m going to tie you up and leave you in the freezer.”

“That hurts!”

“I’m not going to kill you, although by the time we are done you’ll wish I had.”

“How many of your organs do you think I can remove from your body before you die?”

“Please, stop!  I’ll do anything!”

“Shut up or I’ll wrap your intestines around your throat like a scarf.”

“Look at this new toy I got for us to play with.”

“You know what I love more than screaming?  The sound of someone trying to scream while being choked.”

“Please untie me!  It hurts to be hanging from my wrists tied above my head like this.”

“The restraints are starting to hurt my wrists.”

“I hope you don’t need your thumbs, because I might have to cut them off.”

“Wake up, I can’t have you passing out on me.”

“You are insane!”

“Shut the fuck up!!”

“Aren’t we having fun?”

“Have you come to torture me again?”

“Tell me, how does this feel?”

“Please, don’t just leave me here alone.”

“I hate you!”

“I wouldn’t have to torture you like this if you’d tell me what you know.”

[grincarved]

rpmemesfam:

GORE SENTENCE STARTERS.

* heavily triggered sentences, read & reblog with caution !!

’ The blood felt warm and sticky between my fingers. ’ ’ I’m busy digging the dry blood and fleshy skin from under my nails right now. ’ ’ Cut me open and finger my incision. ’ ’ Let’s cut his face off and wear it around the town. ’ ’ I never knew it would take this long to skin a human body. ’ ’ Hand me that drill over there, will you? ’ ’ Look at you, bleeding all over my new carpet! ’ ’ Oh, I’ll make you scream for me alright. ’ ’ There are maggots all over his face! Get them off! ’ ’ Can we fill the pool up with their blood then take a swim in it? ’ ’ You smell that? That’s the smell of decompsed bodies! ’ ’ Hang ‘em upside down, slice ‘em and watch the blood pour on me. ’ ’ You gotta drill ‘em right in the center of their forehead. ’ ’ Lick the blood from my fingers, unless you’re too chicken. ’ ’ Put the gloves on and help me remove these organs now! ’ ’ I dissect human’s in my basement for fun. ’ ’ I’m performing a surgery right now, care to join or better yet, watch? ’ ’ You ever eat a brain? No? Well, you’re eating one now. ’ ’ I have prepared brain for dinner tonight, hope you like… ’ ’ I prefer the human organs to eat over other species. ’ ’ Look, I cut if off their body for a souviner. ’ ’ I carve out their eyeballs and keep them for souviners. ’ ’ I spent all night making this mess, why would I want to clean it up? ’ ’ Fill those jars up with water, we’re going to put the organs in them. ’ ’ Alright, what organ are we taking from this one? ’ ’ You look so good with all that blood splatter on your face. ’ ’ This tub is used for fresh blood to bathe in. Cleanses the pores. ’ ’ I love to kiss those dead, cold lips! ’ ’ I’d rather kiss the dead guy than kiss you! ’ ’ Blood has such a sweet taste to it! Mmmm! Yummy! ’ ’ I’m sorry, what was that? You can’t speak clearly without your tongue? ’ ’ Ever play soccer with an eyeball before? It’s a lot easier for it to go flat… ’ ’ I will cut your heart out and eat it, just like you did to me! ’ ’ That rat bastard got me back, slipped on his brains and fell! ’ ’ I’m sorry, I can’t stop laughing at the girl talking with no tongue! It’s too funny! ’ ’ Be careful in there! There’s brains and blood everywhere! ’ ’ Go on and cut me, go on! Do it! Do it already! ’ ’ I’m going to mail your feet to the floor so you don’t run away again! ’ ’ Stop screaming, i’m trying to carve our names into your skin! ’ ’ I just wanted to carve a heart in his skin but he wouldn’t stop screaming! ’ ’ Go on and scream all you want! No one can hear you down here! ’ ’ There are fifty fucking paint buckets full of blood in here! ’ ’ I love the thick flesh under my nails when I claw them to death! ’ ’ Picking chuncks of flesh and meat from your teeth again? ’ ’ Guns aren’t any fun! They’re too quick! ’ ’ Killing with a gun is like getting off in two seconds! It’s boring! ’ ’ I got a knife with your name on it, if you’re up for it. ’ ’ After I kill you, I’m going to eat every organ in your body! ’ ’ I just want to get to the spleen of the stomach before noon today. ’ ’ I will slice you right down the middle, right here in front of everybody! ’ ’ I enjoy the sounds you make when I’m strangling you. ’ ’ I strangle people because that sound is sensational to hear. ’ ’ Leave the mess, never clean up parts of your finest work. ’ ’ I dug my nails so far into their skin I drew blood, then I licked it up. ’ ’ I shoved my thumbs into his eye sockets! ’ ’ Look, how do I look? Like the new face? ’ ’ All this blood came from just one body! ’ ’ Let’s go! We’ve got to move all these bodies tonight! ’ ’ I told you to stop sleeping with the dead bodies! ’ ’ Why is there a brain in your fridge? Is it.. from a human? ’ ’ Can you believe my knife went dull on me while I was stabbing away back there? ’ ’ Where is all the knives? Did you use them all? Again? ’ ’ What is that? Oh my, oh my god, what is that? Please tell me it’s not.. ’ ’ I’ve got a human heart in a shoe box, would like to see? ’ ’ I could see his heart when they shot him with the shot gun. ’ ’ How are you still alive? I can see your ribcage! ’ ’ When we get married, we’re tying dead bodies to our bumper instead of cans! ’ ’ I always wanted to go on a killing spree with some backseat hostages! ’ ’ Can I finger the punctured hole! Just one time please! ’ ’ How are they still alive? I can see they’re ribcage! ’ ’ Wow, I can see your bone! I’m going to touch it, just once! ’ ’ No offense but I really wanted to listen to music while sawing these limbs off. ’ ’ I’m going to beat you with this sawed off limb, here I come! I’m coming, you better run! ’

[hiredassault]

———- who else wants flowers from Floyd on Valentine’s day?

[twisteddollface-blog]

“Me!”

[dceumovies]