What A Complete Fuckery.

not dead, just a little inactive at times 

[twistedmarionettes]

You know what guy I love? @directingthetimelines This guy. Best guy. He'd be the best boy if he wasn't the director, you know.

[twistedmarionettes]

HEY YALL ITS ❄ ❄ ❄ SNOWING ❄ ❄ ❄ @directingthetimelines I’m LOSING IT. It’s STICKING and EVERYTHING.

[directingthetimelines]

i saw this very late but YES

I HEARD ABOUT IT AND ITS SUPER EXCITING

if you built a snowman youre contractually obligated to send me a picture derrick i demand it

[twistedmarionettes]

I know it’s been three years, but luckily there for wasn’t enough for me to get my snowman on so there’s no breach of contract at least.

[directingthetimelines]

still somewhat disappointing i wanna see you build a snowman

one day were gonna go up north and have a proper snowy winter i swear it

[twistedmarionettes]

I’ll sew you a snowman. Sewman.

Oh for fucking sure. It’s just gotta happen, my dude.

[directingthetimelines]

perfect

and it wont even melt so i can keep it forever

itll definitely happen man its going on the bucket list

[twistedmarionettes]

The best Kind(tm)

Can't wait to get those heat packs everyone talks about.

[twistedmarionettes]

HEY YALL ITS ❄ ❄ ❄ SNOWING ❄ ❄ ❄ @directingthetimelines I’m LOSING IT. It’s STICKING and EVERYTHING.

[directingthetimelines]

i saw this very late but YES

I HEARD ABOUT IT AND ITS SUPER EXCITING

if you built a snowman youre contractually obligated to send me a picture derrick i demand it

[twistedmarionettes]

I know it’s been three years, but luckily there for wasn’t enough for me to get my snowman on so there’s no breach of contract at least.

[directingthetimelines]

still somewhat disappointing i wanna see you build a snowman

one day were gonna go up north and have a proper snowy winter i swear it

[twistedmarionettes]

I'll sew you a snowman. Sewman.

Oh for fucking sure. It's just gotta happen, my dude.

[twistedmarionettes]

HEY YALL ITS ❄ ❄ ❄ SNOWING ❄ ❄ ❄ @directingthetimelines I’m LOSING IT. It’s STICKING and EVERYTHING.

[directingthetimelines]

i saw this very late but YES

I HEARD ABOUT IT AND ITS SUPER EXCITING

if you built a snowman youre contractually obligated to send me a picture derrick i demand it

[twistedmarionettes]

I know it's been three years, but luckily there for wasn't enough for me to get my snowman on so there's no breach of contract at least.

[twistedmarionettes]

HEY YALL ITS ❄ ❄ ❄ SNOWING ❄ ❄ ❄ @directingthetimelines I'm LOSING IT. It's STICKING and EVERYTHING.

[directingthetimelines]

bro makes the worst decisions and i support him so much

[twistedmarionettes]

<3

[itscolossal]

Floaty Bird: When a Camera’s Frame Rate Matches a Bird’s Flapping Wings

[currentsinbiology]

Love this - it’s like magic.

[raccooncomic]

38. An Idiot

[directingthetimelines]

Sending you lots of hugs man. -twistedmarrionettes

<333 how are you just generally the best @twistedmarionettes i love you dude

[twistedmarionettes]

Hearts, hon.

[directingthetimelines]

aaa

[twistedmarionettes]

B)

[directingthetimelines]

Sending you lots of hugs man. -twistedmarrionettes

<333 how are you just generally the best @twistedmarionettes i love you dude

[twistedmarionettes]

Hearts, hon.

[twistedmarionettes]

Someone end my suffering.

[twistedmarionettes]

@directingthetimelines it’s been awhile.

[directingthetimelines]

are you saying i have a beard

[twistedmarionettes]

Maybe wishful thinking.

[twistedmarionettes]

@directingthetimelines it’s been awhile.

[becausebirds]

A perfect duet.

[thehotgirlproject]

You will never escape this video as long as I am alive.

[moonblossom]

these two should form a duo called Crowboe and go on tour.

[transsexual-activist-deactivate]

@xenontree

[dewey-desu-system-deactivated20]

It’s a bassoon, but I like your idea better.

[d1rtpunk-deactivated20190420]

actually its a dulcian not a bassoon

[golgothasterrorizing-deactivate]

this video is self care

[twistedmarionettes]

my favorite thing abt this blog is sometimes i can reblog chickens and tag @directingthetimelines 

[directingthetimelines]

“d you have no taste in music”

at least im not playing man or muppet

[twistedmarionettes]

How could you call me out in my own home.

[directingthetimelines]

you make it really easy

[twistedmarionettes]

That's fair.

[the-masked-hunter]

SCREEEEEE