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i miss when summers were normal and not literal hell
This tweet read me to filth
The Simpsons - 16.20 - Home Away from Homer
You’re years too late to be recognizing the threat of US government mass surveillance, bud.
the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed
i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years
was your pet expensive to get?
yes
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not the most expensive but not the cheapest either
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found it outside
traded for something
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every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do
have i ever told y’all about the greatest moment of my academic career
i was a freshman in college and i had this history teacher who was ~edgy~ and his hotness level on ratemyprofessor was off the charts and he was the first teacher i ever heard use the word “fuck.” anyway he would do this thing every so often where we’d have a “quiz” and the first two questions were always really easy and the last one was hard - they were all similar questions, and the point was to show what you learn about history and what you don’t.
so one day he’s like okay kids time for a quiz and the first question was who killed abraham lincoln. the second question was who killed JFK. third question was who killed william mckinley.
we all take a few minutes and write down our answers, and then the teacher asks the questions again so we can shout out the answers. everybody answered the first two with really no problem.
now, keep in mind that this class was at 9 a.m. and i was exhausted All The Time during my freshman year of college so i sat in the back in my sweats and never said a word and the teacher definitely had no clue who i was.
so you can imagine his surprise when he asked the class who shot william mckinley and without missing a beat i said, “czolgosz,” pronounced correctly and everything.
my teacher froze and in a very stern voice asked, “what was that? what did someone just say?”
i repeated: czolgosz.
my teacher: “who said that?”
i raised my hand, and my super cool history teacher glared at me. he then asked me how the hell i knew the answer. he said that in the TWENTY YEARS he’d been teaching this stupid class, nobody, not A SINGLE PERSON, had ever known the answer to that question.
i then had to quietly explain to a room full of people that there’s a musical called assassins and there’s a song about czolgosz shooting william mckinley at the great pan american exposition in buffaloooooooo (in buffaloooooooo)
The arts are important.
I shocked a teacher once because I could recite the preamble to the US Constitution (got bonus points to), She asked why I’d taken it upon myself to memorize it. I had to explain it was in a School House Rock song….
I shocked church with my ‘math skills’ when they were asking how many seconds in a minute, minutes in an hour, hours in a day, days in a year, now how about minutes in a year - and I call out five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes without pausing to think, cos Rent
Once aced a religion class pop quiz that asked me to list all of Jacob’s sons since they’re the names of the 12 tribes of Israel. The one and only time I’ve been thankful for Andrew Lloyd Webber. I even got points for getting the birth order correct.
My little brother got extra points in a social studies class once for knowing “O Canada” in its entirely (we’re American and grew up in Maryland, for context) because my older sister went to undergrad in Maine and her acapella group learned the Canadian National Anthem could sing it whenever the hockey teams played Canadian teams.
Who says the arts don’t have real world benefits?
When i was in high school, my history teacher asked what historic technology caused the biggest alteration in military tactics. I answered stirrups, and explained that the ability to brace against the horse to use a weapon and the better maneuverability vs a chariot created the entire concept of cavalry, which led to modern tactics, etc. The teacher said I was the first student to ever give that answer and that I was basically correct, and then asked where I had found that out. I then had to explain I had read it in a Star Trek novel.
I got a history question about the Roman general Marcus Crassus because of Xena, Warrior Princess.
By Daniel Arthur
Trivia Sunday
When people talk about The Grand Budapest Hotel, they often praise the pastel visuals and meticulous style of Wes Anderson, but one of the most fascinating elements of the film is how radically it reshaped the way audiences see Ralph Fiennes. Before this film, Fiennes had spent much of his career embodying intense dramatic figures: historical tragedies, literary protagonists, and some famously chilling villains. Anderson cast him against that expectation, placing him at the center of a fast-paced screwball performance that required perfect rhythm, theatrical elegance, and absolute commitment to absurdity.
What’s particularly interesting is that Anderson’s scripts are usually written with an actor’s cadence in mind, and Fiennes’ dialogue in the film reflects that precision. The character of Monsieur Gustave H. speaks in bursts of ornate, almost poetic language that feel like they belong to a bygone era of European civility. Fiennes approached these lines almost like musical notation. In interviews he explained that he treated Anderson’s punctuation and rhythm very strictly, rehearsing the lines repeatedly so that the speed and flow felt effortless while still landing every syllable clearly.
Despite the tightly controlled script, Fiennes found ways to subtly shape the character. Many of Gustave’s tiny habits: his physical posture, the quick straightening of his jacket, the ritualistic way he interacts with the lobby boy Zero came from Fiennes’ own instincts about how an obsessive concierge might behave. He imagined Gustave as someone who built his identity entirely around the rituals of hospitality, which is why even in moments of chaos he tries to preserve elegance and manners.
Another fascinating detail is how physically demanding the role actually was. The film’s rapid pacing and choreographed blocking meant that scenes were often performed almost like stage farce. The famous prison-break sequence, for example, required extremely precise timing with multiple actors moving through tight corridors and hitting visual beats that matched Anderson’s symmetrical framing. Fiennes reportedly approached these scenes like theatrical comedy, focusing on spatial awareness and rhythm rather than traditional film acting.
Costume also played a surprisingly large role in shaping the performance. The distinctive purple concierge uniform was designed to reflect the faded luxury of a once-great hotel, and Fiennes has said that once he put it on- with the slicked hair, thin mustache, and rigid tailoring- the character’s posture and confidence came naturally. The uniform helped him lean into Gustave’s almost aristocratic sense of self, even though the character is technically just a hotel employee.
One deeper layer of the character comes from the literary influences behind the film. Wes Anderson drew inspiration from the works of Austrian writer Stefan Zweig, whose stories often reflect nostalgia for the refined European culture that existed before the world wars. Gustave, in many ways, embodies that disappearing world. His devotion to poetry, etiquette, and perfume is not simply comedic eccentricity; it represents a stubborn attempt to preserve beauty and civility in a society sliding toward brutality.
zendaya wearing real 3000-year old ancient iranian earrings with no known track of provenance to the odyssey premiere. nasty work. even worse than the kim kardashian marilyn dress to me. they could have promoted modern greek jewelry designers but chose to do this instead. very tacky at best. especially in this geopolitical climate