Probably Not Perfect

Im not a porn blog, No matter what the XXX in my url might tell you. She/Her Xoxoxoxoxoxox

[glubby]

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

[twixxxgirl]

hi pretty 😏 #iwontu

hi beautiful 😘 #uhaveme

[krakerjaksstuff]

It’s me. I’m the fans.

[justsalpals]

[kittengutss]

He literally deserves the world

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

[mybreadsmybutters]

this post keeps breaching containment so IMPORTANT CONTEXT. it is HER living out the wattpad fantasy because she got shotgun married and is currently very happy with her honestly very attractive mafia husband. she was neo riche BUT deeply hated by her mother beforehand. it was kind of an arranged marriage situation to begin with so it’s ALMOST like being sold to the mafia if u squint at it from really far away. she also has blonde hair blue eyes and a penchant for messy buns. i on the other hand did infact confess my love to her at age 14 in a public pool and she did subsequently accuse me of faking being bisexual for instagram likes because of it. also i am a man now. she is unaware of this due to the fact that she hates me because she thinks i shit talk her behind her back. which i do. anyways. point is the house always wins. she won. she has the mafioso boyfriend and has happily escaped her abusive mother and now owns three teslas and several properties in puerto rico. i am not the protagonist of this story.

[batboybisexualism]

lmao NONE of those words are in the necronomicon 🤣

[forgottenpnffacts]

Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

[transvinniedakota]

[animentality]

[transylvania12345-deactivated20]

losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something

[casgirl]

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

[casgirl]

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

[roycohn]

sonny and cher were kind of the blueprint for "she's everything, he's just ken"

[biglawbear]

He was the mayor of palm springs California

[biglawbear]

I'm being hunted for sport in the notes

[systemdeez]

Guy eating pussy but he's got one of those Bluetooth earpieces on and on the other end is a lesbian instructing him how to do it.

[transxfiles]

[ididntwanttobeahalfblood]

PJO/HOO Polls Round 1

Camp Half-Blood

Camp Jupiter

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2024

[ididntwanttobeahalfblood]

Camp Half-Blood

Pros - It's a fun, silly little summer camp

Cons - You might die early lol

Camp Jupiter

Pros - A secret society where you can live a full life and grow old apparently

Cons - might be a cult? also the children do the fighting for war?

[ididntwanttobeahalfblood]

Quick correction: In both camps the children do the fighting for the war. the children fighting for the war is not exclusively to camp jupiter. again, both camps you fight a war while a child

[patovpran]

manifestation king (x)

[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[melodramas]

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[grelliam]

#oh it raises money thru ad revenue and ur click confirms the value to advertisers. neat