Two Sentence Crossover Fanfiction

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Sally Phillips drunk in her new boss’ luscious curves and their cool, clear skin that glistened in the light from the window.

“Welcome to the team!” said M. Bubbles.

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"Oh my oxygen, Rocky has some serious vomiting issues," Firey complained as he wiped off another mercurial stain of vomit and slight blood.

"Goiky atmosphere too cold too thin and Firey too not smart," Rocky's translator app grumbled as he shuffled back into his xenonite shell.

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“Impossible!” muttered Miles Edgeworth, slamming his fist down on the worn desk.

“Would the prosecution care to explain how my client could have worn these gloves if they don’t fit?”

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"You mean to tell me," asked Jafar, trying to work out the unfamiliar, anachronistic vocabulary, "that you are an alternate version of my pet parrot in which he was...'programmed' by this...'computer program'?"

"Yes," squawked Digit in a disorientingly similar voice, "now give me that lamp so I can get back to Motherboard!"

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After a talk with Dorian the bouncer, Skylar Specs suggested that the Homeowner use her D.A.T.E.ing technology to bring their cellphone to life.

Upon Awakening, the phone glowed blue and exclaimed "Greetings and salutations -- I am your host, ValdiviPhone4!"

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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"I think so, Brain, but if we can control the busboy by pulling on his hair, what do you suppose pulling on his armpits does?"

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Realizing he’d somewhat neglected to groom in between instructing karate, Chop Chop Master Onion had to seek a barber who’d accustom to his unique physiology. “While I appreciate your keen sense of rhythm, do you have to pluck each hair one at a time?”

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Encyclopedia Brown took a good look at each monitor, taking in every detail of each scene. How bad could five nights in this dusty old pizza place be?

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"It's clear that I'm not as familiar with pony culture as I ought to be." said Benoit, in response to the confusing new terminology. "Tell me more about these... cutie marks."