The Grammar Nazi @two-spooky-geeks - Tumblr Blog

This website actually drains my soul.

me: *filters out a char/ship/fandom because i dont want to see it on my dash*

toomblr.com putting together my ‘recommended for you’ page: idk just put all that shit she has in that filter list on this page

clawedandtoothless

If you play D&D

Tag your race and class! I’m real curious to see who everyone here plays

#centaur #rogue #centaur rogue #his coat is threads of gold #his torso is fabio with rainbow hair #and he's the homebrew ninja class

eyyyyyy guess who fucked up their knee

#probably a torn ACL #It hurts #please send help #and chocolate #or just company

Is there a way to just unfollow everyone you’ve followed in one fell swoop?

Why did I get a follower after three months of inactivity? Like, bless your soul for that, but why?

#followers #that one new guy #hey there #welcome #This is a dead channel

This website frustrates me.

prokopetz

More unreasonable D&D magic items: an enchanted ring that appears to grant the wearer occasional strokes of plausibly deniable good luck. What it actually does is confer upon the wearer the near-religious loyalty of a mob of small, extremely stealthy goblin-like creatures who believe that it’s their sacred duty to help the ring’s bearer without allowing their involvement to become known. This works well enough in wilderness or dungeon; problems start to arise when the wearer gets back to town for some downtime, as the ring’s minions have never been outside the dungeon and have no idea how civilisation works, but still feel obliged to help.

amazoogle

thatssomanda

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

auntytimblr-deactivated20150403

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

gallusrostromegalus

1. If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

zillyirk32

THIS IS GOLD

aprillikesthings

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

artikgato

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

eliciaforever-deactivated201906

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

pearls-and-pumpkins

I’m just SO sick of sexism and misogyny and inequality and stupid fucking double standards like wtf it’s 2016 humans have been on this planet for like 200000 years and existing in civilisations for something like 6000 what the actual fuck

two-spooky-geeks

Where the punctuation be at?

boilingheart-archive

Y’all little writers go on and have fun now

writeinspiration

Looking to spice up your writing? Tired of using the same words over and over? Help is here!

blackwingedgabriel

Excellence! Also remember: don’t use long words for the sake of looking good. Use whichever word fits the sentence best.

mighty-cute-dragon

Yknow I thought of a new tumblr feature that could maybe cut down on the ridiculous amount of hate mail people are sent. What if there was an option on messages, even anon ones, to mark as harassment, and it would tally up to whoevers blog sent it, and once you get like, 3 marks, you get reported to the authorities or something for harassment (i.e. if someone is spamming you with death threats, 3 strikes and they’re out). The person who sent the messages’ account gets frozen as evidence so they can’t delete it if they’ve been fighting with someone, or if they run a hate blog it gets preserved.