Nishishi

professional shitposter | age: 22

[spookdnerves]

I need these guys to get their own comic run

[renviary]

jaybin redraw + yap sesh w papa (familial/platonic)

[jetix]

Red-Lined Bubble Snail, 2026-05-26

[calebunny]

Valko puts u in Air jail

“Okay, that’s it.”

You were busy absentmindedly gnawing on Valko’s arm like a feral, teething puppy. “Huh–”

Your voice was cut off as he stood up from his chair, turning toward you and picking your body clean off the ground.

“I’m gonna have to put you in air jail now, pup.”

“What?! Val, what are you– c’mon, why?” you flailed in his hold, arms and legs thrashing in the air, but his grip on your waist remained steady, as if you weighed absolutely nothing.

Realizing you weren't going to be put down anytime soon, you resorted to just pouting up at him, your body going completely limp like a doll being held up.

“You know why. You have been very distracting while I’m working.”

You looked down at his well developed arms, finding them littered with blooming red and purple bite marks. The view had the exact opposite effect on you, your cheeks flushed hot, and you practically drooled.

Valko gave you a light shake to snap your focus back to him. “Eyes on me now.”

“Five more minutes of this,” he said, tilting his head. It was the look of a man who was absolutely not playing.

“Then you’ll learn to be better behaved, won’t you?”

[oceanwolf26]

Day 59

[nigelgraz]

Looking at my Alucard drawings and realizing oh i really am in love with this guy

[great-and-small]

Having a religious experience upon seeing a Redtail catfish in person

[taurzza]

[pariambod]

[crystal-knightt]

Dick, walking into kitchen: hey guys , any idea where Tim is? i need his help with this case.

Steph,painting Jasons nails (lost a bet): i saw him on the cave couch when i was down there, that what about an hour ago so idk if hes still there.

Dick: yeah but i was just down there and Bruce was napping there.

Jason: where else would he be? have you tried calling his phone?

Dick: he never answers his phone, he has some freaky mind powers for knowing when something is an actual emergency .

they sit in silence for a minute

Cass: wait you said Bruce was napping on the couch? didnt he just get off patrol with a heavy concussion?

more silence

Steph realsing: OMG

Jason,also realising : rip Timmy, concussed 210 pound Bruce decides when the hug ends

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in the cave on the cave couch.

Alfred: you alirght in there master Tim?

Tim: its like a really heavy ,slightly bloody ,weighted blanket.

[kiabugboy]

3D Behind the scenes

[thombalan]

[aalghul]

Awkward, freshly 18 year old Jason: Um. Cut him in half.

His goons (been in the henchmen business longer than he’s been alive): Hot dog or hamburger style, boss.

[ilynpilled]

it is this 4ever everywhere u look

[two-tailed-fox-blog1]

Make it stop 😭

[spicymochi]

choose your fav silly friendslop guy

[yazthebookish]

“Mock me all you like. Whatever I imagined then, now it is I who would beg and grovel for a kind word from your lips.” His eyes are black with desire. “By you, I am forever undone.”

Commissioned with my extremely talented friend artoffrostandflame (link here)

[florsdelluna]

Golden hour ✨🧡🍂🧚 #jurdan