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blurds

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

lontra-ohiensis

still not over how much I love this

tenporcupines

Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173

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Mephistopheles and Margaretta, A Double Statue - medium: sculpture, sycamore wood, sculptor unknown, 19th century. Currently located in the Salar Jung Museum in Hyderabad, India.

weaselle

i’ve reblogged posts featuring these two separately, but they go great together

mothspaws

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wack.

a-gods-somewhat-mortal-form

That is so much fucking effort oml

retrogamingblog2

Pokemon Halloween Stickers made by TheMoonborn

goodvibesatpeace

thebestoftumbling

arvanitish

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

actualfkntrash

mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES

drferox

A universal experience.

chocolatemilkaficionado

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Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs

I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one

I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me

She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly

She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off

I said ma’am no stop

Those are his nipples

She said

There’s no way, he’s a boy

I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples

Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical

She said no way, he’s a boy I said

Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples

discardedscream

I add vet tech storytime….lady brings in a kitten, terribly concerned he’s got a cold or asthma or something…he’s always making this alarming sound in his chest but he’s so active and affectionate and loves to snuggle. Neither her or her husband have ever had a cat before, so she just wants to make sure they get everything right and take good care of their newest family member.

I pet the kitten as I give this lady pamphlets and a personalized Cat Owner 101 lesson.

The kitten is leaving a great time, nearly comatose with happy in my lapm

She goes “That’s it!! That’s the sound!! What’s wrong with him?! If there’s anything we can do, we’ll do it! He’s my son’s best friend, we love him!”

I stare at her helplessly, fighting every impulse because this woman is so genuine in her love and concern for this, the first cat her family has ever experienced.

“Ma'am,” I say, so, SO gently.

“Ma'am, he’s purring. It means you’re making him happy.”

suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat

the video was sO FUNNY and then the last reply melted my entire heart

zamisriza-the-resurrection

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

sadakotetsuwan

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

anthracoceros

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

daglout

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

ardate

some of yall never had to deal with seeing bullies come up to you to say “(Name) wanna ask you out” as a joke to humiliate their friend because nothing was as embarrassing and disgusting than imagining going out with you and it really shows

deepdickpizza

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an actual video of me in any math class ever.

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crying at what someones tagged this

glaswegian ya fool

creepled

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being mutuals is so... intimate... like u follow me but i also follow u? this is so forward i’m blushing....

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drst

Jesus.

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Lorge

yee-boii

Motherfuckers unlimited

twerkingwithyourmum

injuries-in-dust

If an alien race were the same size as these octopi, the females would be 6.6ft (2m) in height, and their males would only be 2.4cm tall.

Imagine seeing what you think is your alien comrade sitting alone with dinner, only to see a tiny figure dart across the table like a bug. It scurries up her arm and seems to plant a little kiss on her cheek.

Surprise, she’s having dinner with her husband!