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I'm Lizzo.

[twoheadedbroad]

life update: my job laid off 45 people including me, but after 4 years of searching I finally got a new job that is full time with amazing benefits and salary. going from just a community college part time employee to an important salaried position at the oldest (and snobbiest/prestigious) college in the state of Virginia is WILD and I still can’t wrap my brain around it. I’m terrified at how life changing this will be for me, I’m terrified because I’m not qualified/I don’t know how to do the job/I don’t even know why they hired me, but I’m so so so thankful and excited to GET THIS BREAD

[seriousjones]

symptoms of major depression, or "blues clues,"

[arhelius]

[jacisdeadlonglivejac-deactivate]

Potatoes slap. Fuck your ketosis aunt Debbie

[bloodytales]

[dwight-schrutes]

[twoheadedbroad]

I only ever get on here to say that I’m never on here anymore but also today I am sharing that I have a diagnostic ultrasound tomorrow and I am so so so scared for two reasons

1) that they wont find anything, or if they do it will be something minimal that they wont be able to do anything about it

2) they’ll find something major

so yikes

[twoheadedbroad]

got through the appt without passing out which is good and now I am absolutely losing my mind waiting for them to call me about the report

[twoheadedbroad]

annnnnd there’s nothing alarming on the report so I have spent all this money out of pocket for appointments and scans for NOTHING and I’m STILL in pain and can’t afford to keep trying to find out why

[piscesmoongang-deactivated20250]

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[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Bill Nye stepped up!!!

[sonnywortzik]

“How much better is silence; the coffee cup, the table. How much better to sit by myself like the solitary sea-bird that opens its wings on the stake. Let me sit here for ever with bare things, this coffee cup, this knife, this fork, things in themselves, myself being myself.”

— Virginia Woolf, The Waves 

[twoheadedbroad]

I only ever get on here to say that I’m never on here anymore but also today I am sharing that I have a diagnostic ultrasound tomorrow and I am so so so scared for two reasons

1) that they wont find anything, or if they do it will be something minimal that they wont be able to do anything about it

2) they’ll find something major

so yikes

[twoheadedbroad]

got through the appt without passing out which is good and now I am absolutely losing my mind waiting for them to call me about the report

[pbs-r]

“Anytime you’re gonna grow, you’re gonna lose something. You’re losing what you’re hanging onto to keep safe. You’re losing habits that you’re comfortable with, you’re losing familiarity.”

— James Hillman 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[misterandry]

being a woman is just constantly hating your immediate present self and then looking back and hating your past self for not appreciating your beauty and opportunities at that time and it just goes on like. forever

[sarlisart]

i’m hiding here!!!

[twoheadedbroad]

I only ever get on here to say that I’m never on here anymore but also today I am sharing that I have a diagnostic ultrasound tomorrow and I am so so so scared for two reasons

1) that they wont find anything, or if they do it will be something minimal that they wont be able to do anything about it

2) they’ll find something major

so yikes

[ecosystem3]