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sobcat

ready for what the next week brings...

loveridden1999

whisperingsoup

imagine a park bench underneath

galaxywarp

minotauri

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

teathattast

segamascott

this is honestly such a good idea

kosmogrl

my-random-fandoms

thetrekkiehasthephonebox

Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)

mothwizard

oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!

thyrell

oops i tripped and spilled my link to massgrave because you shouldnt be forcing yourself to use software from 20 years ago just use massgrave oh my god

box-number-two

i was explaining the 2137 meme to a friend and was about to say that pope jp2's death was like 9/11 in poland but then i remembered we also had another 9/11 in the form of smolensk. so we had two 9/11s. which feels like it explains a lot but i'm not sure what exactly.

qqchurch

Obejrzałem Vabank, shipuje moksa i nutę, i przerysowałem ich scenę, następny plan? chłopaki się całują, tylko trzeba się dowiedzieć jak narysować coś z wyobraźni

#Vabank #Yaoi #Szkic #gay #how do i draw????

nyctosaurid

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

nyctosaurid

powerful…

filmnoirsbian

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

filmnoirsbian

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

filmnoirsbian

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

this-is-a-name-dont-worry

gshsjb

porterdavis

phaeton-flier

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

ndcirque

I had a senior, bearded, geology professor once that was doing a lecture on the Abyssal Plain. It's mostly flat and dark and cold and there's no food. Things live down there widely spread out, solitary lives. But once in a while there is a whalefall. A dead whale sinks to the bottom suddenly there is tons of food in this one spot. It will be immediately covered in decapods and isopods, and fish and worms, all sorts of life that rushed to this one spot because of the whalefall. He stopped for a bit, then said, "I wonder what their religion is like". We all stopped, caught off guard by this sudden subject change. "I mean there they are all alone in the cold and dark when suddenly this mana from heaven drops on top of them. And with it all these new friends. It must be astonishing." Then he paused and then after a moment went back to discussing the nature of the silicious ooze and how to spot it in the geological record.

Thank you Dr. McBirney for your dry sense of humour.

c-53

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????