[zackisontumblr]

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[siminiedoodless-deactivated2021]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Facebook

[abloodymess]

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

good

[bigjazzboy]

[kid]

#My excuse for not doing things

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[rialxoan]

[maderadearquitecto]

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

[babyseraphim]

imagine banging someone on that table

[captain-snark]

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

[morbidamusement]

noooooo stop

[sevey6]

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

[8bitatoms]

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

[portugals-satan]

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

[lady-kunai-deactivated20200927]

ついろぐ⑧遙凛 | へむ [pixiv] http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49092906

[story-kat]

Art by Kアル

Posted with Permission

[justuskaychan-deactivated201612]

When my friends are dating and I’m single:

[miserym]

[fuckdistanceily]

-BF

[thelovewhisperer]

I like how sleeping next to someone means more than sex sometimes. It’s the body’s way of saying “I trust you to be at my side at my most vulnerable time.” You do not have any defenses when you are sleep. You tell no lies.

Daily Tumblr Love Quotes (via thelovewhisperer)

[ocdamethyst-moved-blog-deactiva]

12 years ago today cosmo had an idea

[ocdamethyst-moved-blog-deactiva]

well now its 14 years

[twotreehillforever]

me 2 years ago: who even likes anime? its just cartoons, and cartoons are for kids. im never gonna watch anime, and even if i do i won't like it.

me now: fuck

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

Straight people

LGBT community

Westboro Baptist Church

[yrbff]

[adamjk]

comic sands

[thirstghosting]

This post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes, thinking to myself I know I must deserve this hell. Now I know what it’s like for a post to physically pain me.

[linguine-fettuccine]

This is the best thing that has ever happened to me

[limsjaebeom]

me: *wants someone in my life*

me: *never leaves the house*