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porkue-deactivated20230306

At any given moment I'm thinking about this pic

segamascott

hometoursandotherstuff

fandom-man

votoms

don't take this the wrong way but many transgender women have "nephew" vibes. many cisgender women also have nephew vibes get off my case.

votoms

case in point paul atreides

Why the hell am I getting ads for some Hogwarts game?

golongbyjoannanewsom

obsessed w this person in the replies

maletolion

there’s always a section in the feminization timeline where i think “NOOOOO YOU’RE RUINING HIM STOP HERE”

averinthine

"even the cis men who curiously identify with terms indicative of transmisogynisation (which is required to mean nothing since we already circled our wagons around different terms also indicative of transmisogynisation) are taking estrogen now! we're running out of material differences between our lives! how are we going to maintain our monopoly on epistemic authority if we have everything in common with the other?"

crabanarchy

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

crabanarchy

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

nflstreet

mutio-von-mutio

i had to see if this was a real quote and it is

monidoll

dress as a girl and take estrogen

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

not100bees

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.