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Kai: That hit me right in the honey nut feelios

Taehyun: what did you just say to me

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Three more to 400 !!! I love how this account is growing <3 Crackhead Young Ones, we ride at dawn

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Taehyun: Can’t you just try to look at things from my perspective?

Soobin: [crouches down]

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Interviewer: Describe Soobin

Beomgyu: His legs are longer than my 8 hour shift

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Good afternoon fellow Young Ones <3

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Jimin: FIGHT ME

Soobin: Lmao look at your size, what are you going to do? Kick me in the shin?

Jimin:

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Namjoon: WHY IS SOOBIN CRYING ON THE FLOOR

Taehyun: Jimin kicked him in the shin

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Soobin: Oh hey Kai!

Kai: YOU CANT SEE ME LIKE THIS

Taehyun: Like what? You look fine

Kai: [takes a deep breath] I’m not wearing cool socks today.

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Beomgyu: I get so nervous when a Bts member compliments me

Beomgyu: Like what am I supposed to say?

Yoongi: Hey great job out th-

Beomgyu: MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Beomgyu : Okay so these are the tvs were getting for the dorm

Kai: So theres SD, HD, and FD

Yeonjun: What

Soobin: Standard definition, High definition, and Fergalicious definition

Taehyun: Fergalicious definition?

Kai, under his breath: make dem boys go loco

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Soobin: [leaves the room for five minutes then comes back]

Kai: i thought you were never coming back so i panicked and knocked all the furniture over

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Taehyun: I never brag

Soobin: You once called your face “proof of God’s existence”

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Yeonjun: Listen up rats

Yeonjun: Not you Beommie, you’re a ray of sunshine and we’re all glad you’re here

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Soobin: Hyung can you hold this?

Seokjin: ...that’s your hand

Soobin: ok and?

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Kai: If you ever need anything, I’m available 24/6

Beomgyu: Don’t you mean 24/7?

Kai: No, Saturday’s are my hang out with Soobin days

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taehyun is definitely a snack

Taehyun really be out here like: 🍫🍰🍪

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Bts: GO CRAZY AHHHH

Txt: GO STUPID AHGHGH

Bighit, sobbing: what have we created

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Yeonjun: *opens window*

Kai, outside: PARKOUR

[loud thud]

Yeonjun:

Yeonjun:*closes window*