A Fire Awoken

The story of the one with unimaginable dreams. (30+)

[wildwildtarget]

PATRICK JANE & TERESA LISBON White Orchids

[allonsybadwolf]

Star Trek TNG | 2.14 The Icarus Factor

[notonlymice]

5x11

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[rasuberi]

A guy brought his dog to the vet because the dog licked antifreeze from a puddle in the road. When I asked him how he knew it was antifreeze he said, "I tasted it and I know what antifreeze tastes like." The doctor made me tell him to call poison control for himself. He said no, "I've tasted antifreeze before and I was fine." Luckily, the dog tested negative for antifreeze ingestion.

[ghostwriterofthemachine]

Goddddddd thinking about that narrative moment when something horrible is happening and the character who has been frantically trying to come up with a way to fix it and getting more and more frantic and panicky just—stops. Because. Oh. There’s the solution. They’re not getting out of this alive but like. It’s a solution for everyone else. Okay. Okay.

[antimony-medusa]

Why would you do this to me.

[ghostwriterofthemachine]

and!!!! like!!!! obviously this is delicious when you hit your Self Sacrifice Archetype with it, but honestly I think it's even chewier when you give it to, like. someone with a selfish streak. The one with some arrogance who's maybe not quite a team player. leans more towards loner. Give this moment to the one party member who has been shown to prioritize their own survival over everything else.

And then the eye-of-the-storm realization of "Oh. Huh. I am not making it to the end of the story. but everyone else is going to. Isn't it strange, that I'm not more upset?"

[thelordsoftherings]

My name is Castiel. I'm an angel of the Lord.

[dagordagorath]

6 March: Gandalf sets out with Pippin for Minas Tirith

[katebeckets]

kate's dizzying array of hairstyles [67/?] — 5.11・“Under the Influence”

[ruhaniya]

oh to be loved without having fear of being replaced or to be chosen without being compared

[nonefrancesca]

To be held without doubt,

to be wanted without hesitation…

[pikslasrce]

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

[fulcrumstardust]

[elvenking]

                          In a great cave some miles within the edge of Mirkwood                                     on its eastern side there lived at this time                                          their greatest king.

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[vrabia]

the silmarillion is wild because you read it and you're like huh okay, and then you read lotr and it turns out everyone's just going around doing their own thing while the surviving elves are living through the final chapters of a post-apocalyptic horror story

[vrabia]

rivendell's a pretty chill place, right? everyone gets along splendidly. dream retirement home et cetera. solid chance the guy you're having afternoon tea with has either survived or personally committed war crimes. also the reason it's so chill is elrond has this magic ring that makes it so the whole place exists slightly outside normal time

galadriel's been around since the beginning, like, for pretty much all of middle-earth's history you understand, she has Seen it all and despite what you may have been led to believe is at all times this close to snapping. also the reason lothlorien is so chill is she has this magic ring that makes it so the whole place exists slightly outside normal time

i can't emphasize enough how much of a post-apocalyptic horror story thranduil lives in. homeland destroyed and half his people massacred. has fucken sauron in his backyard and the spawn of the primordial beast that eats light puttering about on his lawn. a dragon lives next door. does NOT have a magic ring and is therefore obliged to rule over his murderforest in normal time

just so we're all on the same page here, legolas' day job before joining the fellowship was to hunt the spawn of the primordial beast that eats light and it's not like, a big deal or anything. he just has to do it. he's used to it.

'elves are leaving middle-earth and it's so sad :(' they have ptsd samwise.

[battlestar-gasmacktica]

The main events of LOTR having a like, three sentence mention in the Silmarillion despite being a huge story is what made me into a historian-lite (archivist) person today. It was a paradigm shift that made me look at ALL my historical texts suspiciously, wonder what they were prioritizing, and start digging for the other stories that seemed small but were massive to the people that lived them.

[splend-42]

If I were a murderer, and I'd meticulously planned a murder, and then I turned up at the place to do the murder and found that world-famous-murder-solver Hercule Poirot was also there, I would simply not do the murder.

[greeds]

[qsycomplainsalot]

My dumb ass thinking an ancient Egyptian named Edwin Smith Papyrus described breast cancer in 1600BC.

[qsycomplainsalot]

Artist's rendition of Edwin Smith Papyrus c.1600BC

[katebeckets]

castle & beckett being castle & beckett [330/?] ⤷ 1.02 — “Nanny McDead”