An Idiot™

The Basketball Diaries? More like the Crackhead Diaries. His lady: @sashasmithcontent

[meadow-soprano]

I’m crying

[peteneems]

[tydobbsinspo]

[8nin]

Always suck your girl’s tits. Always.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[tydobbsinspo]

[tydobbsinspo]

[danger]

[pjackk]

The DarkAlien is basically a alien that doesnt give a shit about society and does what he fucking whants, whenever he damn pleases. He can murder as easily as he can hit a keybump of lunar crack,but thanksfully to us he loves to chill and doesnt vibe with the man. Hes killed 5,4934 cops using his dropkick and deagle headshot combos. Catch him outside the gas station drinking one of the super strong coffee they make for truckers and eating a hot ass mondo soft cookie with gooey chocolate chips,because the edible he ate 1 hour ago is starting to hit him super hard and he wants take a break from assassinating morons and appreciate the fucking city at this time of night.

[thememedaddy]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your dad is literally the vikings in the first How To Train Your Dragon book.

[stroebe2]

[tydobbsinspo]

Air Fryer Fried Pickles

These air fryer fried pickles are golden, crispy, and easy to make with pre-sliced pickles and a simple coating in minutes for a crunchy app

[nosimpincurly-deactivated202411]

Her pussy so wet it washed away my sins

[infectiouspiss]

the g spot is inside the stab wound

[hcnnibal]

[fuckedelf]

Smokeing on that mistletoe and me go crazy on Mrs. clause

[fuckedelf]

Between her thighs makeing thaat figgy pudding jingle

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine hiring your own security guard for events, but instead of being there to protect you from getting assaulted, you've hired the guy to physically stop you from fighting people. Like you've told the event security that it's cool, you've got an agreement with the organisers, you might try to brawl people but you've got your own handler.

[beardedmrbean]