I Really Dont Know

I'm a tractor salesman and a writer. Can't make that up.

[headeyy-deactivated20190602]

[heauxly]

one day when you have kids, your child is going to look at you and call you daddy and the first thing that will come into your mind is

[97gigi]

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

[nicolethedopefiendqueen]

Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest thing I’ve read on tumblr.

[poptartwitch]

crime investigation show

hacker: im booting up the computer detective: in ENGLISH god damn it !

[tylerbyrds]

rage-quitter:

rage-quitter:

so my grandmother just told me a joke…

“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”

“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”

“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”

i just like omg grandMA NO 

i told my grandma that this post got almost 6k notes and she was very pleased to know that the internet likes her jokes

[decemberdancer04]

Reblog this if you had to learn cursive writing as a child

If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school. I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.

[farnaudds]

[tylerbyrds]

When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soul mates. My kids are gonna be right about that.

[bob-belcher]

[tylerbyrds]

mollyphantom

[skygenders]

Family and Tumblr

[julypeach]

Why did they put heck over hell when the word motherfucker is left alone???

[star-spangled-jackass]

hell is a fucking rude word

[ed-ingle]

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

[memesalldaylong]

[egberts]

cats don’t understand what it means when you give them kisses ):

[crimeronan]

good news tho!!  they understand it 2 a point (i was distraught about this post so i looked it up)

cats don’t kiss like humans but they do appreciate human touch and feel loved when u kiss and pet them

they don’t understand kisses but they accept them as forms of affection n love

ur cat knows u love them

[tylerbyrds]

mollyphantom

[ygrittebardots]

anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks 

not once in the films 

do you think that’s a coincidence 

not on your life buddy 

anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will

[thelunarboy]

he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword

[sasukesuchihasss-deactivated202]

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

[deepseahermit]

427,582, 916.3

[tsukidaisy]

tumblr user kingofnecromancy only gets half credit because they didn’t show how they got their answer though

[xo-christine-ox]

I put on an act sometimes, and people think I’m insensitive. Really, it’s like a kind of armor because I’m too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn’t like me, I’ve got to get out.

Marlon Brando (via bellecs)

[urineldiot]

his palms are sweaty, knees weak

arms spaghetti

There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,

mom’s spaghetti

He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he

looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti

but he keeps on forgetting what he

spaghetti

[tylerbyrds]

mollyphantom

[bananas-andstuff]

[tylerbyrds]

mollyphantom