.heathen.

life has a hopeful undertone.

[dreamyarcana]

so i forgot we have julian in one of the arcana servers

basically there’s a bot you can use and design virtual entities that eat, react, etc. and @rixenmoore made julian 

[equatorjournal]

[cicadako]

Caucasian facial structure is wild ok

[moonlionn]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR.DEVORAK YOU ABSOLUTE SHIT

[elodieunderglass]

So I think I might be bi? But if I am it changes almost nothing about my life because I am happily and monogamously married. But if it doesn't really matter, why do I have so many feelings about it???? Anyways, I am asking you because it seems like there is a 50/50 chance of a delightful and pithy answer or a picture of a bird as an answer.

[elodieunderglass]

ALTERNATE CONCLUSION

[auressea]

How do you get so much EXPRESSION from a (line-drawn) 2D swan?!

Birdtender Tea. No no.. it’s Bi-tender Tea.  Bi-BirdTeader?

[elodieunderglass]

It’s Just Boilt Twigs

[teganorsara]

#relatable hayley

[pengosolvent]

this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

[shearans]

my idol

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[nullannddvooiid]

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

[exjwthings]

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

[atheistjw]

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

[skirris]

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

[mmmm-gross]

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

[infinitebutthurt]

My therapists name is Karen and she has a little print out of that “we can’t all be neurotypical Karen” post on her desk.

Sometimes she prints out shitty memes with positive quotes on them and legitimately forces me to take at least two.

[nicopetty]

my old therapist: oh SHIT wait look at this, i got it off amazon! *reaches into her purse and whips out a fidget spinner* it GLOWS in the DARK.

[galactiicpunk-deactivated202211]

i told my therapist once that i played minecraft on peaceful mode to calm myself down and she told me “you need to try putting your brain on peaceful mode”

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Hamda Al Fahim fw16 couture

[fangirlingart]

“Ilya - The Hanged Man” ~ A slippery boy for ya.

Finally done! Thank you for your patience… Have been on vacation. 

Hope you enjoy.

A special thank you to the game “The Arcana: A Mystic Romance” - It’s very entertaining and addictive and I’ve spent many hours playing. 

Want this as a print or on a shirt? Check out my store: https://society6.com/danishgingerartist

[inonne]

asra why u gotta be like that

[rabidloving]

this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i don’t think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still don’t want to be vaccinated then so be it.

kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don’t mean that in a “they’ll make you autistic and die” way. i mean they don’t understand what they’re setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that’s for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they’re trans, they’re definitely too young to consent to a vax.

i haven’t had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country.

because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it.

how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they’ve been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me fuckin sick to my stomach. there are babies RIGHT NOW getting vaxxed bc “thats what’s healthy for them” and their parents have no idea how much grief they’re causing right now.

so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids??

[estradiol]

[discourseful]

at first i was like “yeah okay this a dumb but manageable take” and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body

[threesideddream]

everyday this site drags us further and further away from the will of God and into madness and destruction

[note-a-bear]

What corner of hieronymus Bosch hell did this come from

[beyonslayed]

Where’s my post about being confused about how great civilizations fall into the dark ages and then looking around me living in 2018 cause this post is proof of that lmao

[therealklt]

If you didn’t go to their blog, you’re missing the best part:

My Rabies Story

My Story:

I have always had a particular closeness to the concept of rabies and identified as rabioromantic before my diagnosis. I decided for the sake of my mental health I would become infected.

This past year I met a girl online who was born with rabies said she could infect me. We met up this past June and, excuse the tmi, took part in BDSM sex. She bit me really hard on the shoulder until I bled and I’ve had rabies ever since.

I refuse to go to a doctor as they tend not to understand rabios/virosexuals, so pleas don’t ask me to.

Does this mean you’re going to die soon?:

Short answer, no. Contrary to belief, rabies doesn’t actually kill you. I’m in the incubation period atm so I have no symptoms. Everyone experiences rabies differently and I could potentially live a full happy life. For example the girl who bit me was born with rabies and hasn’t died yet.

Are you going to infect other people?

Not unless they really want to. I currently curb my biting impulses by biting into raw steaks so I’m fine and safe to be around. (x)

This is the kind of stuff that you have to laugh at or you’ll go insane.

[hysterrific-deactivated20201007]

[averruncushd-deactivated2018091]

When I said I was so desensitised to Tumblr I couldn’t be shocked anymore, I didn’t mean it as a challenge

[1st-1]

What if aliens don’t exist and we are alone in the Universe …….

[xx-space-xx-blog]

what if we aren’t real and aliens are alone in the Universe…

[2nd-1]

What if aliens have already received our attempt at contact, but decided to not respond…..

[o-0l0-o]

What if aliens are just too lazy to come to Earth…….

[1st-1]

what if the aliens are here but they’re too tiny for us to see

[n--o--o--b]

maybe aliens would contact us if we stopped searching for them and started playing hard to get.

[2nd-1]

What if aliens already tried to radio us, but it hit the planet 200 years ago, and we just missed it, and now they think there’s nothing here ………

[1st-1]

What if our entire universe is in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in some alien kid’s room as a science project……..

[n--o--o--b]

What if Earth is on a habitable planets list that aliens have made. but it’s so inhospitable to them that they think there’s no way anything could survive here.

[2nd-1]

People dismiss alien abductions as unrealistic but if we were able to go to a planet with life we would totally bring some of those aliens back with us.

[1st-1]

Im pretty sure aliens are running some of these tumblr accounts ツ …..

[trip-net]

There’s definitely some kind of alien mafia watching this post…

[21st-century-space]

What if Neil Armstrong is an alien? I mean ‘Neil A’ spelt backwards is *alien*

[l--i--m--i--t--l--e--s--s]

What if aliens dont contact us because they are afraid that we might break their hearts ?

[1st-1]

*adjusts my tinfoil hat………. y’all are crazy.

[xx-space-xx-blog]

what if the universe is just an illusion and none of this is actually real

[youraveragehermit]

The fact that I am not singing ABBA on a Greek Island wearing a Boho Chic orange skirt, platform heels, and a floppy hat while the world falls in love with me is criminal.

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

[parxmusic]

ok so i saw the proposal pics and i wanna share my observations (this is from  aladdinsvne on twitter congratulations!!!) :

we got otto who i think didn’t know what was going on, geoff who is caught off guard and awsten who broke

now otto is like “wait hold up”, geoff now reacting normally and awsten still broken

otto now realizing what happened, geoff looking happy but still surprised and awsten coming back to earth

otto now fully understood what happened, geoff is gone like an eclipse and awsten in the aftershock

[waterbarks]

Yo I saw this happen in person and otto literally yelled “well CONGRATULATIONS!!” And awsten was like “holy shit did that really just happen????”