Typical Erinn

Respect the delicate ecology of your delusions.

[beardedmrbean]

[nathanielbuildsatesseract]

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

[silentauroriamthereal]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaselle]

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

[shmoo06]

big mood

[skinn1-system]

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

[stringcage]

I don't! Care that you're a stoner!!! Red wine supernova!!!!!! Fall right into mee!!!!!!!!!

[oneheadtoanother]

[landrylovesmatcha]

what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland

[lesbianfanfictionenthusiast]

"you read a lot, right?"

"yes!"

"what are some books you've read recently?"

"uhh i don't remember"

[argumate]

you bottle Miette??

[dhavaer]

You crush Miette like the grape?

[digitaldiscipline]

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

[tzikeh]

The Cask of Miettellado

[aurielledawn]

Murderbot wrote this.

[catchymemes]

[malvoliowithin]

"problem plays" this "romances" that I'm proposing new and exciting Shakespearean Play Groupings for your amusement!

The Bad Dad Triad: King Lear, Henry IV Part 1, Romeo and Juliet

The "My Wife's A Floozy" Trifecta: Othello, Much Ado About Nothing, the Winter's Tale

The "Me And My Shitty Little Minion Are About To Fuck Up Your Shit Hardcore" Trilogy: A Midsummer Night's Dream, Richard III, the Tempest

The Falstaffiad: Henry IV part 1, Henry IV part 2, The Merry Wives of Windsor

The "Holy Fuck There's Two of 'Em" Saga: Twelfth Night, the Comedy of Errors

The "Dear Diary My Homoerotic Bullshit Has A Body Count Now" Series: Richard II, Julius Caesar, Coriolanus

The "Why Are The Fucking Trees Trying To Kill Me. Hate This Shit" Trilogy: Macbeth, the Winter's Tale, As You Like It

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[ranaraeuchle]

Oh and now I… I will survive.

Because if I don’t, my character won’t make it out alive.

Oh god, now go… goblins galore.

I thought that I’d killed all of ‘em, but now there are some more.

[shisasan]

𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ID: February 1. Nothing, merely tired. END ID]

[adulthoodisokay]

happy “nothing, merely tired” day to all who celebrate

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

I was today years old when I learned that sean astin l i v e d the plot of mamma mia

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

so for those who are asking it basically went like this:

around the time of his birth sean astin's mother patty duke had three highly publicized affairs with three different men: desi arnaz, jr., michael fell, and john astin

most people at the time believed desi to be sean's father, but patty released that john astin was actually sean's biological father. this seemed to be confirmed when patty and john got married and stayed that way for thirteen years.

when sean began to hear rumors that his actual biological father might not be john, he reached out to both desi and michael and formed close relationships with both of them

later he took a dna test that confirmed that michael fell was his biological father, but he remained close with all three men, citing john (the man who raised him) as his "true father."

[piedude]

Master Frodo, here we go again