Life of Excited Murderess

Anna-Maria: '97 | Bi | She/Her | Killer Queen

[teomodo]

[monday-afternoon-club]

[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

[hms-no-fun]

literally saying this every day of my life

[ixtaek]

[lady-raziel]

Iron Lung (2026)

[getjinxzed]

does this imply that the ocean is ketchup

[antlerqueen404]

I was unaware of Markiplier telling his fans that they better behave in the theaters which is hilarious to me because I've been joking with my staff that if the people for Iron Lung acted up in our theater I was going to email Markiplier like a disappointed teacher

[that-1-url]

I work at a theater and despite full showings we have barely had to clean them because people don't leave trash. no complaints from anyone about other customers being loud/obnoxious. every customer who has bought a ticket for iron lung has been polite. i'm so incredibly proud not only of Markiplier but also the fanbase. thanks guys, as both a Mark fan and movie employee

[celestial-moths]

[theconcealedweapon]

[guerrillatech]

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

[mutualmango]

your caption is doing numbers on copy-paste twitter

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Oof

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

They stole my labor for profit. They did a capitalism to me on a communism meme. I can't decide if that's hilarious or infuriating.

[depsidase]

[byjove]

Why are people who were beaten by their parents so proud of being beaten by their parents?

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties” “and my sixties”

[teathattast]

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

[thelovelygods]

[assburgerssyndrome]

"Grok is undressing anyone, including minors"

Grok is the tool. X users are doing this. X users are requesting this and Grok engineers facilitated this. Both are liable for this.

[assburgerssyndrome]

Yes, precisely.

[guerrillatech]

[penandinkprincess]

[renamonkalou]

Winter forest | Darius Babelis