TyRANasaurusBec

Becca. they/them 

[cryptotheism]

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

[depsidase]

[cognitohazardous]

always be sure to follow people with differing viewpoints in order to broaden your own mindset

[dukeoftrash]

Op why is the screenshot tinged red

[cognitohazardous]

do u have a medkit

[redstonedust]

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

[animentality]

[griffonatrix]

"oh but they're here illegally" don't care. "oh but your family came over legally" when my family came over the only law was don't be chinese

[threedollarsdotcom]

can you please sheathe your sword at the fucking dinner table

[seven-oh-four]

mark my pliers.

[mrscancelled-1]

[punkcherries]

UNHAND ME FOOL

[gyrovagi]

most difficult problem of writing fanfiction is when you need a character to express the particular surprised/dismayed/disappointed sentiment of going "jesus christ" but this isn't a lore friendly thing to say and there's nothing lore friendly that conveys quite the same emotion

[depsidase]

[oneheadtoanother]

[forthegothicheroine]

Patrick Bateman if he was chill

[momoro66]

[godlessondheimite]

i would kill for the confidence of novelists who write genius-poet characters and then actually write samples of the “genius” poetry in the book. if i were a novelist writing a genius-poet i’d just be like “trust me, the poetry’s real good.”

[un-monstre]

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

[needsmoreexplosions]

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"the masculine urge to" and whatever follows is one of the most irritating phrases ever conceived

[xxactlyperfect]

the masculine urge to call myself a feminist because i wear nail polish while my girlfriend of 14 years does all the housework

[blessyouhawkeye]