due to overwhelming demand i will post the thanos/spongebob/brendon urie/batman story, or as some people cal it, the brendon urie x batman fic
the three stood on a decimated planet of titan. broken structures and cracked rocks populated the place. then they saw himā¦.. the enemy. he wasnāt scared, he knew he could win.
he was big, scary, andā¦ purple? he wore a golden glove on his giant left hand. at over 10 feet tall, the mad titan thanos clenched his hand and it glowed red. he revealed his home planet before its demise.
ālet me guess, your home?ā the one on the end said. batman wasnāt afraid of him.
āit wasā¦ and it was beautifulā¦ā he said. he smirked and looked at the glove. ātitan was like most planets. too many mouths, not enough to go around. and when we faced extinction, i offered a solution.ā (i quoted the movie iām sorrY)
āgenocide.ā brendon responded. they made eye contact for a few seconds, then the enemy turned the planet back to what it is now- a waste dump.
āwe can do thisā¦ā batman said, standing tall in his suit and mask. he looked at the singer standing next to him- brendon urie. he was ready to strike the mad titan standing before them. they were joined by the ultimate hero, the spongiest sponge in all the ocean, the one and only spongebob squarepants. he had his hands on his hips and looking towards their greatest enemy. thanos made a fist.
brendon pulled off his sunglasses, and as soon as he did, they started to disappear. his suit started to turn gold, with flower patterns. he pulled out a gold microphone. (wow sis go off) batman grabbed a battering. spongebob spun in a circle for a second and when he stopped, he wore a white suit. he was now called the quickster. he laughed his annoying laugh. (they single-handedly snatched my wig.)
āfoolish mortals. you think you can stop me? i am a god, the savior. you call me mad, but if anyone were to try to stop me, i would call you mad.ā he said with sarcasm. he grinned.
āavengers, assemble!ā batman cried.
ābut youāre dc.ā spongebob said.
āshut your mouths and letās take him down.ā brendon said through his microphone. it made his voice much louder and echo, which made thanos shiver.
batman made the first move. he slowly walked up to thanos, and suddenly started to run. he leaped up on a nearby rock, did a flip in the air, and landed on thanosā shoulders. batman stabbed his chest with the batarang and punched his face, which caused thanos to fall over. batman jumped off thanosā shoulders before he could hit the ground. he looked down at his good work.
āwow i sister stan one queen and his name is batman.ā brendon said. batman turned around to him and smiled and winked.
spongebob went next. being the quickster, he was faster than any man. he ran at thanos and run around him making a small tornado. he then jumped up and stomped on thanosā chest, kicking the batarangs in even deeper. thanos screamed.
āwanna see me do it again.ā he said, and the others clapped and cheered. (i STAN.)
suddenly, thanos started to get up. brendon saw it first, and he held up his microphone. he sang a high note because his superpower was to sing really high notes to make people pass out. batman and spongebob were immune to it, so thanos collapsed.
āwe did it!ā spongebob screamed. he jumped up and down, then spun around in the circle and his normal outfit was back on. batman and brendon high fived, except brendon thought it was a hug, so while brendon hugged him, batman held his hand up for no reason, then put it on brendonās back.
āi knew we could. i always win.ā batman said as brendon let him go.
āyou mean we always win.ā brendon argued. āweāre a team.ā
āuh- yea. yea, sure i meant that. we- weāre a team.ā batman said, starting to sweat nervously. brendon put his glasses back on and his suit turned black again. batman took his mask off, revealing bruce wayne. he ran his fingers through his hair. spongebob straightened his tie.
āletās go home.ā spongebob said. he had to feed his pet.
āwe canāt just leave thanos here, unconscious. we have to take the gauntlet or something.ā batman said. a good hero wouldnāt let the villain get away. (except maybe batman to the joker.)
āyea, he might wake up and attack.ā spongebob considered.
āme and urie will take the gauntlet off while squarepants stands guard.ā batman said. brendon nodded and spongebob spun back into his suit.
āgood idea.ā brendon and spongebob both said. they got into position, batman and brendon on either side of thanosā hand and spongebob at his feet.
āokay, 1, 2, 3!ā batman cried, and they yanked the gauntlet off thanos. luckily, he didnāt wake up, and they successfully defeated the most powerful titan, thanos.
āwe did it- again.ā batman said. he looked at brendon and smiled at him. they high fived. (but batman interlaced their fingers, and said āweāre dating now, love you bae.ā brendon blushed and said ālove you.ā)
āok, but what are we gonna do about him?ā spongebob said, pointing to the ground. they couldnāt keep him there. brendon thought for a moment.
āi have an idea.ā he said and smirked. he motioned for batman and spongebob to come closer, just in case he woke up.
they ended up shooting thanos into space with a batcannon, but tied his mouth shut, so when he woke up he would suffocate. it truly was an easy win for them.
while the men walked home on land, spongebob ran into the ocean and waved goodbye. batman parked his batmobile next to the ocean so he could quickly get home. brendon lived down the road. batman offered him a ride but brendon declined.
āare you sure? itāll be quicker. plus you wonāt have to scale that building. i could just drop you off at the top or something.ā batman asked.
āi like climbing the building, you should try it.ā brendon said.
āletās do it today! we had a good victory, i think this would be fun and relaxing.ā batman said. brendon nodded and climbed in the batmobile. he sat in the passenger seat next to batman. (this is about to turn into a batman x brendon urie fic oml) Ā they sat in silence, the only noises were the jets of the batmobile. (at the time of this line batman is not wearing his batsuit, just a button up shirt and dress pants.)
they reached the building in a few minutes. batman climbed out first, then helped brendon out. brendon showed batman to the tall, glass building at the end of the street.
āso how do you walk up the side of a building.ā batman asked sarcastically. brendon giggled.
āitās not that hard, all you have to do is believe.ā brendon said, and stuck his right foot at the bottom of the building, then his left foot. āsee? iām believing in myself, and iām believing in you!ā brendon said with a smile. (haha gay.) batman blushed a bit, and put his right foot on the building, then his left. he stood at a 90 degree angle, just like brendon, on the side of a building. brendon smiled while batman stared in amazement at his feet. he looked at brendon and gave out a shout.
āLOOK BRENDON IāM DOING IT!ā he screamed. he started to trip a little, so without hesitation, brendon grabbed his hand. they made eye contact and both of them turned red. brendon ignored the fact that they were holding hands and continued climbing up the building. batman followed him up.
āyou do this everyday?ā bruce asked his āboyfriend.ā brendon nodded.
āyea, itās really relaxing. you get so much cool air up here, itās very serene.ā (wow itās big wordā¢ time.) almost at the top, and still holding hands, brendon got up first, then dragged bruce up. bruce tripped at the top ledge, and he fell on top of brendon. he blushed, and laughed nervously, but he didnāt move. brendon started blushing too.
suddenly, bruce leaned forward, and his lips met brendonās. they were warm and soft. they stayed put for 10 seconds until bruce slowly pulled away. they both smiled, and kissed again.
fast forward a few years, brendon became brendon wayne, and had upgraded superhero gear. batman was truly happy, and he never fought superman again.
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