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She/Her

[cruuelsister-moved]

masc monday tiny butch tuesday hes my wife wednesday gnc thursday female seme friday she's my boyfriend saturday she/him sunday

[cruuelsister-moved]

Happy she/him sunday ❤️

[xmagnet-o]

Happy Masc. Monday

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

this is actually horrific right? we can all agree about that?

I'd never thought I needed to be paranoid about the fact that photos I share on social media might be turned into memes in a discord run by JuicyBigNut but that's what existing in a public space as a black person is like! not to mention the fact that they don't even know who the man in the picture, yet we know who first spread it and no one has beaten that guy to death yet

[chromorbid]

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

[energyprison]

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

after being accused of taking a large bribe from a leading manufacturer of dirigibles, the right honorable Sir Robert Budd, Baron of Dwyer took his own life in public with an elaborate pneumatic pistol, sending his whimsical hat and goggles flying

[acreaturecalledgreed]

incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like

thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now

what is happening

yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that

[acreaturecalledgreed]

im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"

so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!

[acreaturecalledgreed]

let me be agonizingly clear

when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"

YOU

ARE

CALLING

YOURSELF

A

NAZI

[devotedprism]

Wikipedia screenshots for those unwilling or unable to look it up to verify. Article link here(link). Transcriptions are in alt text.

A reminder: "TND" is a Nazi dogwhistle, originating from the phrase "total (n slur) death."

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Giant driftwood on a beach in La Push, Washington (2010)

oh shittttt

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[grendel-menz]

life is very personal

[radiation]

Small mockup/proof of concept of an experimental video technique, one which I have dubbed "Jumpcalm". I am looking to further develop this idea for use in psychotherapy and mental health practices at scale.

[evilscientist3]

They had Darude Sandstorm in the Neolithic era

[evilscientist3]

hunter gatherers could fashion rudimentary synthesizers out of twigs and pebbles but the government covers this up

[azhdarchidae]

caught her in perfect deviantart oc ref sheet pose

[yujikibafaiz]

Why does the US has so many “male oriented” products. 

[kuzunoharaidou-deactivated20220]

[mrbuttigham-deactivated20141125]

Are u kidding me yogurt is almost always targeted toward women.

[yujikibafaiz]

Okay cool and all but check this out:

A really high quality picture of Johnny Joestar of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 7: Steel Ball Run.

[3atsy-deactivated20181022]

??

[yujikibafaiz]

A really high quality picture of Johnny Joestar of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 7: Steel Ball Run.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

[tedlyanderson]

"Water Under the Bridge," Awkward Zombie, 5/25/14

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[cutecipher]

[cutecipher]

#letsallpoison