A TOTALLY FAIR List of the Top 5 WORST POKEMON
Hello, everyone. Today, I’m going to do a list of the worst Pokemon that the series crapped out! And since I have nostalgia over the first generation, everything I’m saying is perfectly fair. With that said, here we go.
This is the epitome of Game Freak deciding to be gimmicky as hell and make Legendary Pokemon actual deity figures. As you know, the legendary trio of Gen 1 were pretty much just Hot Bird, Cold Bird and Zappy Bird. They just happened to be more powerful. AND simply just bonus prizes. But afterward, they went on to make ‘em these figures of worship in Johto, weather creatures in Hoenn, and HERE!……. a being of space itself in Sinnoh! It just seems like they want the Legendaries to be nothing but Mary Sues, never mind the fact that it can add lore. Also, its head shape is awkward….
WHERE’S THE EDGE?! LOOK AT THIS THING! This thing is mostly bad of ONE specific reason: The nose treats children like dummies! What we got here is the Pokemon version of the Minions for Despicable Me, only existing to simply bounce up and down to grab the attention of the easily amused children! And the nose is like those lame-ass clowns! There’s nothing cool about this crap stain, and all it can do is further drive political correctness into children’s games and shows! At least the final form is passable.
I could have gotten a cool-ass T-Rex from Jurassic Park, but instead, I got a blocky lizard with feathers for some weird-ass reason! It’s like they needed to put some pillow on this thing so it wouldn’t be “too scary for kids.” THAT’S COMPLETE BULL! I’m told that it’s actually accurate to recent research on dinosaur fossils, but I don’t buy that since feathers ruin the badassery of dinosaurs! Not to mention, it’s cluttered because it’s adding on an extra detail, and if the design is ANYTHING more than simple rat, then it’s automatically too cluttered of a design!
Why didn’t Game Freak learn from Emboar that standing on two legs poisons the integrity of Pokemon designs, never mind the fact that Nidoran Female stands on two legs as it becomes Nidoqueen! And those blinded by the truth keep telling me this lie about Delphox’s fur tuffs representing robes. NO! It’s a skirt, even though I can’t recall any dress or skirt looking just like that! Not to mention, looking feminine is a total betrayal of Pokemon’s masculinity! Not to mention, they’re foxes, and, therefore, exact copies of the precious Vulpix line, as using an animal a second time will automatically make the second time a complete rip-off, never mind the fact that many real animals have plenty of different species of that same animal!
And, no, I’m not biased! I’m just saying that this is insulting to Pokemon due to this thing being an inanimate object, and if the likes of Poop-plio and Braixen are any indication, this thing proves that Pokemon has next to no ideas left, and no, Voltorb and Magnemite don’t count because I said so! I’m also using this thing as a scapegoat for all of Unova! I’m now forced to see Volcarona, Serperior, Krookodile, Zebstrika, Leavanny, Whimsicott, Archeops, Reuniclus, Galvantula, Haxorus, Keldeo, Terrakion, Zekrom, and Victini as nothing more than literal bags of garbage because I know that Garbodor was introduced in the same generation of Pokemon!
Happy first of April, and I hope you like this stupid joke of mine.
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