We bonded!

names Melon she/her

[pinkniall]

my friend: come over

me: no i am tired

my friend: i have drama to discuss that doesn’t involve us

me:

[revelation19]

The best possible way to watch Jaws.

[vivahatept1-deactivated20210705]

Nah this is a nightmare

[onlyblackgirl]

Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Drags Donald Trump 

[republicanidiots]

“Diet Coke, Donald? It’s not working.” 

[akunohomu]

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

what the fuck

[transgambit]

no horror movie will ever make me feel this afraid 

[respectfulmemes]

[thetrippytrip]

So proud of you for this. Nobody else stepping up is the reason we as women get scared when dealing with strange men. Because she like this be happening and nobody wants to say anything and even when somebody does the attacker usually gets hosyile for not getting what they want. That shit is scary. And you know a black man is in more danger for getting involved than a white man. Because of our fucked up society - if he had been a white man that defended himself against a child predator, he would never have been cuffed. To the men out there, please do something if you see something, it is never wrong to stand up for a child who may not have a voice to speak for themselves.

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

🌹

[egberts]

i go to home depot

i eat the tools

[mugendaii]

Stop it

[egberts]

crumch

[baturday]

[abloodymess]

that tree isn’t high enough stupid!

[tish-tasch-deactivated20170316]

He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3

[adriofthedead]

me as a bat

[ecdysozoa]

I’m in love with this bat

[xekstrin]

“fuck it, good enough.”

[podencos]

I support crying culture

[spanish-blog]

When people ask me why they should pay a human translator instead of using google translate I show them this picture:

[tyuoii]

summary of the wonder woman movie

some guy: diana, you can't do that

diana: i'm doing it. i already did it. it's done.

[yoonswife]

i feel so terrible when i think abt my future like what can i do?? im good at nothing and i get hurt easily :-/ this is so sad

[mexicanheaux]

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

[100line]

19-2000 rough draft

Murdoc: this doesn’t mean ANYTHING

Russel: she is a KID and she wrote some damn beautiful lyrics and you are going to put them in a song

Murdoc: “get the cool shoeshine”. What am I supposed to do with this. What the fuck is this.

Russel: put it in the song

[ironychan]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.

Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.

[baqlavas-deactivated20170430]

this is so 100% Lebanese. everything from the dumpster rolling down the street, to the old fashion mercedes, to the soft french music playing in the background, to the scenery, to the random dude stopping his car on the highway to get out, to the two dudes on the mo-ped beeping and driving up the street the wrong way. Modern Art.

[baqlavas-deactivated20170430]

driving in lebanon is an art form all by itself;

[jumpingjacktrash]

is that last guy taking a pull off a hookah

do they have a hookah in their car

this post is an adventure

[chefpyro]

My child sim just became a fucking furry.