my friend: come over
me: no i am tired
my friend: i have drama to discuss that doesn’t involve us
me:

@theartofmadeline
Jules of Nature

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JBB: An Artblog!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Cosimo Galluzzi
Three Goblin Art
RMH
noise dept.
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
NASA
Not today Justin
hello vonnie
$LAYYYTER

ellievsbear

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@tyuoii
my friend: come over
me: no i am tired
my friend: i have drama to discuss that doesn’t involve us
me:
The best possible way to watch Jaws.
Nah this is a nightmare
Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Drags Donald Trump
“Diet Coke, Donald? It’s not working.”
what the fuck
no horror movie will ever make me feel this afraid
So proud of you for this. Nobody else stepping up is the reason we as women get scared when dealing with strange men. Because she like this be happening and nobody wants to say anything and even when somebody does the attacker usually gets hosyile for not getting what they want. That shit is scary. And you know a black man is in more danger for getting involved than a white man. Because of our fucked up society - if he had been a white man that defended himself against a child predator, he would never have been cuffed. To the men out there, please do something if you see something, it is never wrong to stand up for a child who may not have a voice to speak for themselves.
i go to home depot
i eat the tools
Stop it
crumch
that tree isn’t high enough stupid!
He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3
me as a bat
I’m in love with this bat
“fuck it, good enough.”
I support crying culture
When people ask me why they should pay a human translator instead of using google translate I show them this picture:
summary of the wonder woman movie
some guy: diana, you can't do that
diana: i'm doing it. i already did it. it's done.
i feel so terrible when i think abt my future like what can i do?? im good at nothing and i get hurt easily :-/ this is so sad
Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on
19-2000 rough draft
Murdoc: this doesn’t mean ANYTHING
Russel: she is a KID and she wrote some damn beautiful lyrics and you are going to put them in a song
Murdoc: “get the cool shoeshine”. What am I supposed to do with this. What the fuck is this.
Russel: put it in the song
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.
this is so 100% Lebanese. everything from the dumpster rolling down the street, to the old fashion mercedes, to the soft french music playing in the background, to the scenery, to the random dude stopping his car on the highway to get out, to the two dudes on the mo-ped beeping and driving up the street the wrong way. Modern Art.
driving in lebanon is an art form all by itself;
is that last guy taking a pull off a hookah
do they have a hookah in their car
this post is an adventure
My child sim just became a fucking furry.