Eternal Sunshine

22, she/her, bi, & dumber than ever (aesthetic blog is @shadeofhoney)

[valtsv]

saying "are you haunted? are you fucking possessed?" is my favorite way to express my taking issue with someone else's behavior. like brother you are acting so strange and unlike yourself that the only explanation is you are being tormented by a spirit of some kind.

[patronsaintofgotham]

I'm rooting for all women but especially the fucked up and silly ones

[godshideouscreation]

[louisegluckpdf]

thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad

[fairycosmos]

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

[depsidase]

[allsonargent]

Lee Pace as Ned the Pie Maker in Pushing Daisies (2007—2009)

[nickyandmikey]

everyone on this site

[mona-l1sa]

[coriolanusbutch]

hey, i’m sorry, i ate your boyfriend’s heart. yeah it was after he slandered, scorned and dishonoured my kinswoman. in the marketplace yeah. i mean he was approved in the height a villain so- yeah no i’m really sorry

[grafixandnoirandgarage-deactiva]

[gardengnosticator-deactivated20]

[bourdainedminister]

[kosmogrl]

unstoppable force (trying desperately to see the good in life) vs immovable object (wishing life would be kinder to me)

[murolo-moved]

[roundo]

“Don’t rub your eyes it leads to wrinkles and eye bags!!” you live in a world where you feel guilt over even the most microscopic of life’s pleasures and I will never want to join you there

[escuerzoresucitado]

[nibeul]

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

[nibeul]

[nibeul]

this is the funniest fucking reply, everyone else go home