Daughter Of Fire

this blog is about as organized as my life. Icon by @fybadassladies, header by @safifonhasstrel it's been like this for so long I cannot be assed to change it

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[neechees]

I'm making a list of some beadwork artists on etsy (+ a couple other sites) because I was sick of seeing ai scams made from Moniyaws so here's a list of authentic, Native made beadwork from real Native artists and their tribes if you're in the market for some beadwork. Feel free to add yourself if you're an ndn artist!

Kiwewin Beads (Cree)

RonnieReneesboutique (Diné)

BeadinByCourt (Sac & Fox)

WhisperingWindsShop (Cheyenne River Lakota)

SweetgrassCrafts (Cree)

BlueSpruceBeadwork (Mi'kmaq)

MahtheyzhaweyArts (Ponca and Choctaw)

BiidaabanStudio (Ojibwe)

BeadworkByMegh (Metis)

BearRiverCreations (Washo/Lakota/Oneida/Cheyenne)

pihpihcewbeadwork (Cree)

Gitxsanmysticcrafts (Gitxsan/Cree)

YellowBearWoman (Cree)

SweetGrassByHeather (Cree)

DearFears (Chahta)

CraftyCrawfordArt (Cherokee)

Kauyumarishop (Wixárika and Mexica)

WabanakiBeadwork (Metis/Abenaki)

Indigannette (Metis/Inuit)

OdeiminandSage (Ojibwe)

beadworkbytayy (Choctaw/Chickasaw)

MemengwaaBeads (Ojibwe)

KatawashishinBeads (Metis)

StrangekatCreations (Metis)

GreensCraftsStudio (Algonquin)

SpiritSistersbyLisa (Inuit)

BorealForestBeads (Cree)

LoveAlaskaDesign (Aleut/St'at'imc)

ThornyBeadwork (Dakota)

BougieBascan (Athabaskan)

TheSunkenMoon (Occaneechi Saponi)

SimplyNizhoni (Navajo)

NativeNerdery (Potawatomi)

IbaabiwinWiigwaas (Odawa & Potawatomi)

also, non-etsy:

Mathosapabeads (Lakota)

Chulalusa (Chahta/Cherokee)

NeepinMoon (Cree)

sleepymakwabeads (Ojibwe)

[fortunatelychaoticphantom]

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

[prismatic-bell]

Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Go forth. Be free.

[ophilosoraptoro]

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[tlbodine]

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

[flagellant]

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[covid-69]

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

[dailycatsblog]

[dailycatsblog]

[mini-moss]

Peachy skies 🍑

Tip jar | Wallpapers | Prints | Twitter | Bluesky

[nekoning]

the use of AI lately has made me feel so hopeless, i translated pages of an unfinished fanzine of mine so i can remember why i love art...i hope it can resonate with anyone feeling the same way

[khaire-traveler]

My silly addition that I hope brings a smile to OP's face. Art is a beautiful thing in every single form, and even my silly finger-drawn art deserves to be shared. I hope that people are inspired to keep drawing, regardless of their perceived "skill". Do makes you happy, y'all! Spread the humanity. 🧡

[wholesomepostarchive]

5/25/2026

[deceasedcardinal]

[tauforged]

one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it

[tauforged]

this is because she is spoiled rotten and LOVES head and shell scritches. every time i go to the tank she’s in to collect water samples while she happens to be awake and swimming near the surface, she sees my hand enter the water and immediately comes over to try and get my attention, headbutting the dive platform and splashing water at me and generally making a huge fuss.

unfortunately, because she is also a ~100yr old green sea turtle, i legally cannot touch her. she’s a protected species, and a fairly prominent individual at that, and im not one of the aquarists who dives into that tank NOR am i a vet, so i’m not among the handful of people who are ALLOWED to give her scratchies. she knows all of the divers personally, and knows that i am not one of them. she doesn’t care. she wants attention and because she’s the specialest princess in the entire universe she will do anything in her power to get it.

she also throws a big ol tantrum when i end up not petting her. she’ll stick up her head to snort water at me, slap at the platform and ladder with her fins, and then swim under the dive platform and bump her shell against the bottom — she’s a 500lb turtle, which is a lot of weight for her to be throwing around. i usually have to move pretty quick to get off the platform and onto solid ground cuz there have been times where i’ve genuinely felt like i was about to lose my balance and REALLY didn’t want to end up falling into the tank.

^ myrtle, throwing a tantrum because she was unsuccessful at peer pressuring me into violating the endangered species act

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is a lot to unpack

[todaysbird]

“ravens are symbols of death, demons, and the underworld”

x

[yourlocalaphrodisian]

Ravens have always been associated with prophecy, foresight, wisdom, divine intervention and ice cream

[imthehuggernaut]

can't believe the art side of tumblr hasn't drawn a cute version of this little raven putting on her pink lipstick in the morning before going out to the raven shopping mall and seeing her raven girlfriends

[ratt-teeth]

I have to do everything around here

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[anthraxofeffervescence]

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

[bloodyraven1001]

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

[ariaste]

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona