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NYEEEEEHH

#oic #vids

do you have any coworkers? Do you mind working with them?

theyre annoying a lot but whatever

#ig theyre ok #Anonymous #ask tag

pondwitch

poor bastard… looks like the perp slapped his balls clean off

0kkvlt

rookie shouts for the detectives “hey uh, I think you’re gonna wanna see this!”

Detectives join rookie over by dumpster, where a pixelated dick and balls are hovering, rotating silently, Minecraft-style.

“Mother of god.”

*other, greener rookie throws up*

#oic

What kind if cases are you most interested in?

murders and gang violence mostly.

#duh #Anonymous #ask tag

Have you ever found your soulmate?

… no

#he would say yes though #Anonymous #ask tag #[[ its a yes he just wont admit it ]]

g0ldenruless

send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”

#memes

*HERES YOUR BLACK COFFEE OKAY BYE I LOVE YOU* ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

...!!!!

[He really only grunts as its pushed into his hand but as he’s left alone, he flashes a pleased little smirk at the coffee he holds before taking a sip.]

#(fuck yeah)#Anonymous #ask tag

Were you popular in school?

fuck no

#Anonymous #ask tag

Do you work alone?

when i can. chief’s a dickhead tho and likes to team me up with people a lot though

#also got my dumbass hearing aide tethered to me constantly #he leaves me alone to do shit a lot though #makes me do all the work more like... tch #Anonymous #ask tag

did you go to a hero high school?

no, i went to one for normals and thats it

#altho #thats how you know they fucked up #putting the likes of me in a normal school #lol #Anonymous #ask tag

where did you graduate from? 👀

uh.

metropolitan police academy

#Anonymous #ask tag

Coffee or Tea person?

coffee

#tea sucks #Anonymous #ask tag

*showers you in sunflowers*🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

[He stands there as flowers rain down onto him, eye twitching slightly.]

...

#(why)#Anonymous #ask tag

*eats the rose out of your hand*