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Premieres on September 20th, 2019, at 3:00 PM PST

hey i’ve seen a few people in the comments calling her an amazing ally, and i wanted to remind y’all that kesha is an out bisexual woman

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Her bisexuality is erased ‘even’ by ‘LGBTQ’ media on a regular basis, so sadly, it’s not surprising. So, once again: Kesha is bi.

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Foot absorbed. 📹 piyotabunsan

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Okay so this Friday is Friday the 13th, a full moon AND the 50th anniversary of Scooby Doo.

I’m going to go harder than I’ve ever gone before. It is my time.

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Gavin, in almost every video game that involves driving:

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An artist mood

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IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

It’s September

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nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

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nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha

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i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine

zooophagous

God SAME.

It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”

And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.

dredsina

Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch

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I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.

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Why do you hate Jesus

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Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

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Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

jayteesee

BEEN saying this!!! It’s TRUE! This doesn’t only include older women but younger women as well. Young girls are expected to be in their twenties by the time they’re like 11. It’s crazy.

punkenglishnerd

Unpopular opinion: Being intelligent isn’t an excuse for being unkind.

stns-classics

Pretentious asshole is OUT! Pretentious Sweetheart is IN! Wearing dapper clothes and holding the door open for others makes you feel COOL AS H*CK! Glance up from your hefty books to give a stranger a smile!! Quote literature to inspire others! Be presumptuous in the way that you presume that everyone needs their day to be a little brighter!!!