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WHY THE UCHIHA ARE BROKE😭

I've found this on Pinterest and it reinforces the economic gap between Senju and Uchiha. There is no difference between battle outfit and formal reception for the Uchihas. Hashirama in contrary shows us multiple style of clothing and expensive armours.

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another sketch, i might actually render this one

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actually WHILE I’M HERE HAVE SOME UCHIHA CLAN THOUGHTS BECAUSE *yeets Kishi and his two-faced worldbuilding about Uchiha into the sun*.

-Uchiha are actually incredibly emotional and during the Warring State Era were probably a *lot* more willing to express that to each other and be supportive because again- Super Vision. These are the ppl who cannot and will never forget their trauma, which means to stay sane they have to also memorize and cling to their love and family to stay balanced. This probably started changing after Madara went off the deep end and Konoha was looking sidelong at the Uchiha in fear of another Expressive Uchiha Going Nuts, so they started trying to be more like their peers and be Reserved Shinobi Families. Which totally didn’t bite them in the butt years later with Itachi but moving on.

-There is no force on earth, not even Kishi, that can convince me that Tobirama did not respect the heck out of the Uchiha. None of this “uchiha are the clan of hatred” nonsense. You do not look at a clan you secretly mistrust and low-key hate and give them the keys to your village security and the upholding of all it’s laws. You do not hand someone you do not trust the literal beating heart of your village and tell them to be the guardian and bridge between the civilian and shinobi sectors, not to mention the many inter-clan interactions and clan culture clashes that would need to be smoothed out for the continued operation of Konoha daily life. You do not take one of that clan as your personal student if you’re afraid that he or any of his future kids he will not doubt pass your teachings on to will go nuts at the drop of a hat. Giving the Uchiha the police force was a way to make them the bedrock of the village while also trying to ensure that no Madara would ever happen again, because if the majority of the Uchiha are in the village, then the majority of them will not be gaining insanity inducing battlefield trauma with their sharingan.

-On the police force, you ALSO cannot tell me that most of the Konoha civilians did not respect and even adore the Uchiha police force. Sure they’re a bunch of stoic looking, prickly fellows, but these detail obsessed, hyper competent shinobi can and *will* intercede on your behalf when your shinobi neighbor is getting pushy or too loud or just leaving blood everywhere and you’re afraid to ask him to please maybe hose off before tracking blood through the entire apartment complex like a crime scene. Civilians in Konoha live at the mercy of their shinobi, there’s no helping that, but the Uchiha were their lifeline and safety net for that. An Inuzuka and a Hyuuga got into a drunken slap fight that destroyed your shopfront and you need the clans to pay for damages but you’re just a humble lowly shopkeeper and you’re afraid the clans will ignore you because you can’t force the issue? Go to the Uchiha police force and file a damages claim.

A chuunin or jounin has taken to asking your daughter out and he’s starting to no longer take “no” for an answer? Call the Uchiha police force.

You’re a civilian business entering into a trading contract with one of the other major shinobi clans and you want to make sure that not only will the contract be impartial and loophole free but that the much richer, stronger, deadlier shinobi clan won’t strong arm you into accepting a bad contract? Ask the Uchiha to either oversee the proceedings or recommend a lawyer who can (who will probably definitely also be an Uchiha).

-The Uchiha were simultaneously a strong enough clan to handle any of the snits potentially thrown by the other noble clans or any jutsu-using criminals that cropped up in Konoha but also strict enough that they used that power to ensure civilians *and* shinobi would have equal (or at least as close as a military run child soldier village can get to equal) treatment. They also, being shinobi, would be the ones the *ninja* went to to settle disputes with their civilian Karen neighbor so that no one has to resort to murder. And being canonically proud as heck about their position as the police force you better bet your biju that they held themselves and their officers to a very high standard. At least until Danzo started backing them into a corner and they all collectively started going feral (which they were justified to do so, honestly).

*hisses softly* can you tell I have THOUGHTS about Kishi’s sloppy worldbuilding and lack of visible consequences for slaughtering his entire police force that also happened to be a founding and highly respected clan?

BECAUSE I HAVE THOUGHTS.

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UCHIHA HEADCANONS PART 2

Itachi says really vague weird shit.

Sasuke has picked up that habit, so he also says really vague weird shit.

They learned it from Madara who says the most vague, weird, shit

Shisui is the only one who understands what the hell their talking about it or alluding to.

Obito is perpetually freaked out™ by it

When Obito and Shisui hang out they have chaotic dumbass energy.

Birthdays and holidays are big events, you better be on a mission or dead if you miss them.

Everyone celebrates one day for all the birthdays of that month. But each family also has their own parties too.

Contrary to popular belief the Uchiha have a greater dislike for the Hyuuga, rather then the Senju, because of the caged bird seal.

The Uchiha clan as a whole raise children together, to help the parents and to form strong bonds. It's not unusual to see a group children toting after one adult.

Everyone is "Brat" to Madara, no exceptions. Izuna? Brat. Itachi? Brat. Fugaku? Brat.

The Uchiha have their own primary clan language, like most other old clans, that is taught before the common village language.

The language itself is very intimate in nature so it translates poetically (ex. Madara referring to fighting as dancing)

It's also regarded as the most difficult clan language to learn as a non native speaker.

Kakashi is considered an honorary Uchiha due to having Obito's eye.

Obito has taught Kakashi some of the language. But takes pride in being so much better at it even though he's a native speaker so Kakashi says it doesn't count.

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"So...who will be reporting back to Tobirama taichou this time..." Trailing off, pale digits observed the fried control column before flickering to the argument unfolding between their resident mechanic and android duo behind them, "Me, or you?" [V: Bounties and Broken Fuselage]

Shisui was doing an excellent job of drowning out the pity squabble, a proficiency he perfected after years of living in the same, close-knit quarters as his numerous, younger cousins. Instead his gaze remained trained on the red, flickering dot logging their track through the Elemental Solar-Plexus, whilst he chewed on a bag of crunchy, beetroot chips-- the only munchables the vending machine thought to part with that morning.

When there was another, irate spark almost nipping at Itachi’s fingertips, Shisui relented with a sigh, a palm coming up the rub at his chin, while he shoved the crinkling, produce packet towards his partner. “The good news is that their little temper tantrum didn’t seem to knock us off course…the bad news is that we won’t be able to dock on Whirlpool if the control panel keeps hissing at our pilot...If I see Taichō’s face right now, even as a hologram, I’m just going to go on a tangent of ‘I told you so’s…and you know he doesn’t like hearing stuff like that.”

Moreover Shisui couldn’t say that he was in the mood to face grand-uncle Madara, the head of their Genera always sensing the exact moment when they transmitted to appear and hover over Senju Taichō’s shoulder (or in some instances shove the poor man right out of the way) to question Itachi on the perpetual bags underneath his lids or why Obito wasn’t dressed warmly enough--like Shisui was some Den Mother. Kami he just knew it would be a stupid idea to bring the clan klutz!

If anything Obito should be the one to report back to Tobirama, right after he made himself useful by fixing his mess. The Navigator straigtened within his seat, resisting the urge to pout by stuffing another purple chip between his teeth. “...... Don't you think our biggest concern right now is Tsunade-sama?"

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Text [10.15] Remember the obaa san who insists to come in for weekly check-ups? She's back.

Text [10:16] Eh? So soon!

Text [10:16] Did she bring out the bony pinchers yet? 🦀

Text [10:17] Uso. What am I talking about, of course she did! You probably can’t feel your face.

Text [10:18] Poor, unfortunate cousin. I may or may not be coming through the back door tonight.💡

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Text [10:19]: …Apart from that, she’s been asking for you.

Text [10.19]: And before you ask, no, I am not covering for you this time. She’s your patient. It’s unethical.

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Text [10:20] Gasp.

Text [10:21] The Resident has spoken.

Text [10:22] The poor, over-worked now severely wounded Nii who only wants his little cousin to get the most experience the ward has to offer will listen and then proceed to the canteen where he will eat a stale donought–by himself.

Text [10:23] Because he is u n e t h i c a l.

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Text [10:24] …..

Text [10:24] Have I ever told you how much I dislike you, recently?

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Text [10:24] You might have mentioned it once or twice.

Text [10:25] I only chose to ignore it since it’s such a ridiculous notion. D':

Text [10:25] I mean everyone likes me, I’m definitely the favourite Uchiha!

Text [10:27] Also I’m five minutes out, Itachi. Just picking up Mrs Terumi’s file. There’s some foot traffic in the filing room since Nurse Kaori was seen on a date the fiancé of someone from the Radiology Department.

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