Udon Noodle

Hi! My name is Samantha but I also go by derpy or noodle. I'll post my art/fanart and other things I find interesting here thanks for following <3 Feel free to ask anything or message me anytime always open to just listen or have any kind of conversation (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧(Artwork and reblogs may be slightly nsfw at times) His noodle

[delusionalartaficionado]

Darktide Fan Art

By CaptnBirb

[neonelven]

[depsidase]

[keithemo]

another unexpected fanart...! Ichigo and Orihime this time 🫶 when I was a kid, I thought that dad coming home with bags from the store and mom greeting him was the peak of family romance ✨ fan fact: Ichigo is my first male crush EVER

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[theconcealedweapon]

[daydreamalldaycryallnight]

[rebelminds]

People seem to forget about the cultures destroyed by Islam.

[allthingswittyandneko-deactivat]

Every time this crosses my dash, it gets reblogged. Fuck islam.

[marquisdesadesalad]

Islam ruins everything

[mountaincamp]

Fuck islam

[beguilingcorpse]

[gauntletqueen]

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[spooky-pens]

If I don’t reblog this Puerto Rican ass mouse assume that I’m dead.

[imagine-darksiders]

I MISSED YOU SEÑORITA DESPACIMOUSE!!!

[magnus-stella]

let’s eat our greens with mama

[partycoffin]

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

[partycoffin]

These are wild animals… Untamed Stallions…

[mctreeleth]

They respond well to a confident handler, but they can smell fear and will act up if they don’t respect you. Other horses include printers and hot glue guns.

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Stand mixers too. How many times have I seen amateur bakers fuck up a buttercream cuz they just dump all the sugar at once instead of slowly incorporating it at the mixer’s pace (always beat the room temp butter to a fluffy texture BEFORE starting to add powdered sugar btw). It’s doing the work, but you’ve gotta be patient, they will IMMEDIATELY fuck up your life if you’re demanding too much.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Band saw

[mintaii]

happy extremely belated bday to this guy

[burnsopale]

I want to know which thirsty furry government employee sanctioned that buttcrack.

[burnsopale]

Thank you for flooding my activity feed with nothing but this deer.[/sarcasm]

Here's a wintery update:

After the snowstorm she's got herself a fun hat and a chic dress, and yup her ass is so fat you have to shovel the snow off of it.

[viralfrog]

[dragondriana]

[sycamorality]

hi guys! discord is doing a survey on how people would like ai to be integrated into discord. take it and say fuck no to every question. when you get to "in general, how do you feel about discord inegrating ai features?", respond that you would actively get everyone you know off of discord and wouldn't pay for nitro or other shop items if they added ai features.

[modmad]

watch out for the trap! there's ONE QUESTION where the last option *isn't* the max 'no AI' option, read each part carefully to be sure