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@udot-offical
About the blog!
(because apparently I forgot to do this earlier)
Welcome to the Utah Department of Transportation!
Located in Salt Lake City, Utah, United States
We are responsible for the construction and maintenance of all state or federal highways within Utah, and some smaller city roads.
one more day til the stop sign
Everyone get up it’s stop sign day
Stop sign day
STOP SIGN DAY
Official stop sign day
Official stop sign day
Official stop sign day
I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible
Just Checking In.
Apparently a lot of accounts got banned today. So far I know we’ve lost @weevilxp, @connect-transit-offical, @grim-reaper-offical, and @no-one-offical. Reblog if there are anymore you know.
Additionally, if I do get termed, I will be taking @/tf2-spy-offical, @/jonathan-sims-offical, @/ryan-reynolds-offical, and @/satan-of-utah-offical with me.
If I do though, here is my final message.
It was a fun run, yall. I will join @idaho-official in the heavens of termed tumblr accounts. Mod here had a lot of fun. You guys were amazing and if I can’t rebuild or appeal the ban, just know that I send my best regards to those left. Love yall,
@auramxnt/Lucky
do you know why people are getting banned?
Bad moderation ai :/
We lost connect transit, grim reaper, and no-one???
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Be prepared! Make sure you know what to do during an earthquake, whether you're at home, school, work, or driving. Learn more at https://www.shakeout.org/utah/index.html
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I go 60 on redwood even though its a 45
GO AHEAD! I LOVE IT
(@udot-offical I think this is your thing?)
Do not. Please. For the love of god. The speed limits exist for a reason. The yellow light timings are based on the speed limit. The speed limits are based on potential hazards like pedestrians, sharp turns, parked cars, etc.
World's largest trans pride flag in Salt Lake, as seen from a traffic camera
World's largest trans pride flag in Salt Lake, as seen from a traffic camera
Hey UDOT, hypothetical question.
Let's say one was pulled over for speeding when going 60 in a construction zone, but the road was already 60 MPH before construction was announced, and construction hadn't started yet.
Would the ticket still be valid?
-Utah Car Owner
If there are signs showing a new speed limit, then you have to follow that speed limit, regardless of if the construction has started.
I know that fines are doubled in a work zone, but I'm not sure if it's only for *active* work zones.
How's it going? :D
-- @state-of-utah-offical
(Not gonna make this one long cause im pretty sure you have the same mod as uta? Like 80 percent sure. also no anon cause i hit anon ask limit)
@grim-reaper-offical still won't let me out of the dungeon.
On another note, we got to use our snowplows! For like one day! Also we are about to build a new east-west freeway in Utah County where 2100 North is. I think that breaks ground sometime this month. Uhhh we've also been blowing some stuff up in Provo Canyon, and we're still working on replacing that old bridge in downtown Provo. That will take a few years.
The officalverse in *counts fingers* 5 words:
queer neurodivergent teenagers on crack
Starting next month, UDOT will be working with @pavement-offical and @concrete-offcal to create a new east-west connection through a neighborhood. We will not be accepting public input. Trust me, this road is a good thing with no downsides.
wait wait wait wait wait when was I told about this. am I getting paid?? I would like 4 gummy sharks for my corroboration. please.
You are being paid 5 gummy sharks, actually
Starting next month, UDOT will be working with @pavement-offical and @concrete-offcal to create a new east-west connection through a neighborhood. We will not be accepting public input. Trust me, this road is a good thing with no downsides.
don't talk to me I'm taking drugs (fun dip)
officalverse tag game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
would your user (minus the offical) win against a five year old child? Can be in a fight or any other situation you can think of, js give a yes or no answer and an explanation. most ridiculous answer wins :3
i'll start: i should not be around children at all, but i could beat them in a nosebleed competition with ease. ^q^
@gay-offical @bra1n-offical @gay-news-official @garlic-bread-offical @da-police-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @lemon-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @lesbian-offical @maomao-apothecary-offical and open tags!!!!!!!
I would poison the child easily, but that would get me executed, so no.
uhhhhh @egg-official @mr-clean-offical and open tags
im buff so yeah i could easily beat the child. i could jsut like pick it up and throw it or something idk
uhh @sok-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @not-offical-offical and open tags
s̵̶̵̶̢͉͚̺̰͚̠̟̘͖ͥ́́̒̓̿̍ͯ̈̾̀͑̉͘̚ȯ̷̧̝̺͎̹̰̰͓̩̳͙͈̙̪̟̭͙͐̌ͦ̉̎͑̿ͮ́͋̓ͬͫͯ̔̌̀̊̌̏͛͒̚̕͘͟ͅk͠ w̴̧̧̛̛̠̰͚͎͉̤̼̖̘̱̜̎̏̂̆ͬ̆̏̔̂ͧ̀͑̌̑͗̕͟͟͢͡͞ͅị̵̴̷̢̡̳͉̟̩̠̱̩̘̞̠͔̲̗̓ͮ͗̒̃ͬ͆̏͂͒̂́ͫ̅͘͟͜ll̝ d̸̵͕͕͓͎ͩ͋̉̊̾̀͠ͅę̸̸̡̳͔̻̣̭̫̝̹ͭͦͭ͛̀͊̽ͧͯͬ͜͜͞ṿ̨ͣ̌ǫ̷̸̨̛̮͉̺̗̞̟͔͖̇͗̃́̃̈́̊ͬ̈́͐̏ͨͥ̒̓̓̈̕̚͢u̝̓͗̔_̛̺͗́_̨̡̥͍̮͍̇̋͆_̴̷̧͚̭̟̪́ͫ͂͐ͨ̀ͬ̑̋ͯͥͩͅr̨̜̓ͪ̅͊_̵̸̶̢̖͇͚̫̲̟͕̗̙͇͖̹͍̩̥̻̯̫͇̃̀ͦ́̏̐ͨͬ̍̒ͥ̍͑ͧ͟͟͡ t̸̶̢̡̲̟̜̝̘̻͍̦̥̜̲̪͎̬̼̱̰͈̀ͫ̒̔ͭͩ̔͌̎̒͑̃͌͐́ͦ͒̚͢͝͞h̡̢͔̹̏͋ͨ̓̂ͥͮ̕_̮̼͂_̴̦̗̭̺̦ͧ͌́̐ͩ͟͝e̢͖͔̠̩̜̮̞̤̒̏̿́́́̍͢ c̻ͬͧ̽̚h͖i̖̲̜͂ͥ͑̈́ͧͫ̋̚_̨̖̗̭̖̈̄͂̈́͠l͇͚̿̀́ͨ_͔̬̺̠̠̃̋̑́̕͘͢d̢̢̛̜̖̠̼̫̙͈͖̝͓͖ͩͣ͛ͯ̃ͤͥ̋͂ͫ̍ͣ̈̐́͘͝͞
=3
tags: @cringysparklecat-offical @deductivelogico-offical @onion-opinions-offical @horror-movie-offical @no-one-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @insaniac-offical @towel-offical @pond-scum-offical @existing-offical @goblin-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @shoebill-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @eraser-offical @sophisticated-offical @hammer-of-justice-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @cherry-coke-offical @pipis-official @unholyfrogspawn-offical @hekate-offical @gabenugget1141-official
Uhh as just the onion, yes, most 5yo children hate me like a snail hates salt
as an onion with opinions, no, you cannot reason with a 5yo as to why I’m actually right and onions are good and fun and not their death incarnate. BUT it could not kill me either since I just grow stronger the more opinions I collect so we would be in a stalemate
@this-user-hates-onions @garlic-bread-cult-offical @adam-offical @the-apple-offical @odysseus-offical @leviathan-offical @the-first-imp-offical
probably not
@tagging-officals-offical bc i forget how many people we have😔
I regularly win against five year olds. They don't stand a chance in this suburban sprawl
(I dunno who to tag)
please let me out of the dungeon, I need to get my snowplows ready for the season :(
-@udot-offical
NO.
Well, good news. Turns out we haven't needed them. This season has been very very dry. Haven't gotten any snow in the valleys.
Ooc: for anyone that's been thinking of making an officalverse account I'd just like for you to know there's no initiation process needed or anything I literally just made this account one day and started going "Hello I am pepsi" and now there's gay fan art of me and Coca-Cola
Wait y'all are getting gay fan art? I'm missing out fr
