Noone

[systemdeez]

There's just something kinda funny about pinning your reblog of someone else's post. Check out this post I didn't make.

[ufo-officai]

*flies past*

[hotelmario-mario]

[ORBITAL STRIKE INCOMING. PLEASE STAND AT LEAST 800 FEET FROM THE TARGET IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE EVAPORATED.]

...Heh. I uh...jeez, I may be done for. Would a Star help me live this? O-or like, that Comically Oversized Tennis Racket I have in my inventory? I dunno, what if I just hit it back or some crap like that? Hey that kinda rhymed.

[ufo-officai]

*flies past and grabs you and depisira you 10 feet away from the impact*

[jnadvich]

guys PLEASE ignore the triangle im workinmg on somthing

[ufo-officai]

*flies past*

[thememedaddy]

[t0rschlusspan1k-die-huelse]

[Text ID: Twitter post from user anu (@/anuatluru): "there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories" End ID.]

[officially-bbc-news]

MY BACK OW

[ufo-officai]

*flies past and steals it*

[officially-bbc-news]

STOLE MY BACK?????? MY SPINE??

[ufo-officai]

*flies past and gives you a new purple one*

[officially-bbc-news]

MY BACK OW

[ufo-officai]

*flies past and steals it*

[mizuthe-dog]

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

[typo-spotter]

This post does not contain typos!

Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!

"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"

Should be:

"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"

[mizuthe-dog]

[ufo-officai]

*flies past with a laser gun*

[anonmous-offical]

Woa you found 2 fairly unconnected accounts of mi e

Huh

Neat

Who are you

[ufo-officai]

*flies past*

[anonmous-offical]

Wowwie

*shots you down*

[ufo-officai]

*dodges*

[anonmous-offical]

>:(

COME BACK HERE ITS AMERICAN AIRSPACE BUDDY

[ufo-officai]

*flies in circleish around your head*

[anonmous-offical]

*try’s to shot you multiple times*

[ufo-officai]

*you miss*

[anonmous-offical]

>:(

MEANIE

[ufo-officai]

No I just don't wanna get hit

[anonmous-offical]

YOU TALK?!

Why have you said NOTHING BEFORE THIS

[ufo-officai]

Reblog by @ufo-officai · 1 link

💬 0  🔁 24  ❤️ 9 · ive been here since october and alos ive never seen them before

[anonmous-offical]

Woa you found 2 fairly unconnected accounts of mi e

Huh

Neat

Who are you

[ufo-officai]

*flies past*

[anonmous-offical]

Wowwie

*shots you down*

[ufo-officai]

*dodges*

[anonmous-offical]

>:(

COME BACK HERE ITS AMERICAN AIRSPACE BUDDY

[ufo-officai]

*flies in circleish around your head*

[anonmous-offical]

*try’s to shot you multiple times*

[ufo-officai]

*you miss*

[anonmous-offical]

>:(

MEANIE

[ufo-officai]

No I just don't wanna get hit

[anonmous-offical]

Woa you found 2 fairly unconnected accounts of mi e

Huh

Neat

Who are you

[ufo-officai]

*flies past*

[anonmous-offical]

Wowwie

*shots you down*

[ufo-officai]

*dodges*

[anonmous-offical]

>:(

COME BACK HERE ITS AMERICAN AIRSPACE BUDDY

[ufo-officai]

*flies in circleish around your head*

[anonmous-offical]

*try’s to shot you multiple times*

[ufo-officai]

*you miss*

[anonmous-offical]

Woa you found 2 fairly unconnected accounts of mi e

Huh

Neat

Who are you

[ufo-officai]

*flies past*

[anonmous-offical]

Wowwie

*shots you down*

[ufo-officai]

*dodges*

[anonmous-offical]

>:(

COME BACK HERE ITS AMERICAN AIRSPACE BUDDY

[ufo-officai]

*flies in circleish around your head*

[anonmous-offical]

Woa you found 2 fairly unconnected accounts of mi e

Huh

Neat

Who are you

[ufo-officai]

*flies past*

[anonmous-offical]

Wowwie

*shots you down*

[ufo-officai]

*dodges*

[anonmous-offical]

Woa you found 2 fairly unconnected accounts of mi e

Huh

Neat

Who are you

[ufo-officai]

*flies past*

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

was eating/drinking my chicken soup when I crunched on a bone.

I’m not hungry anymore

[anonmous-offical]

:3

@no-one-offical @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @weedleysnumberonefan @kingkit7734

[kingkit7734]

On the one paw I don't get it on the other I like torment

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

THERE WERE BONES IN MY SOUP

[weedleysnumberonefan]

C:

Guys you know what would be really funny

If this post actually got 10k lol

[anonmous-offical]

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @evilpineapple-offical @definiitely-not-ao3-offical

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[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

oh no

[rainworldguy26]

@thereal-reblog-aroonie

@scheming-lemon

@wheatiewintry

@toastabi

@Bob

[scheming-lemon]

BONE SOUP

BONE SOUP

BONE SOUP

@ami-fs @erratic-meowmeow @sparkproot

[sparkproot]

@walmart-the-official

[sparkproot]

oh also @theboredvoid @lemonpartii @consumerofshorthomies @ender-wolf-513 @lavendertoastmoth @doodlebug091 i summon you all too

[ufo-encounter]

*flies past*

[ufo-officai]

*flies past*

[dungeonlust]

[sca-nerd]

I took my nephew and niece to their first event when they were… five and seven? They each picked out a heavy and a rapier fighter to cheer on (we made favors for them to give as part of the Plan to Keep Little Kids Entertained™). They interpreted this to mean that they were to LOOK AFTER these fighters and spent the remainder of the day taking them water and sharing goldfish crackers with them.

You don’t know happiness until you see a little kid hand a Knight an Uncrustable and have him devour it gratefully.

[ruffboi-mags]

#congrats your children reinvented squires (via @roach-works​)

[hotelmario-mario]

Plumbers log, number 005

Wario left a bit ago t' mess with the elevator. And so far it's just broken arcade cabinet after broken arcade cabinet. Some of these have bullet holes in 'em. Guess someone really hated Q*bert.

Could've sworn I saw a cabinet with its marquee on a bit ago. I might trace my steps 'n see what it was.

...ya think they'll take Mushroom Kingdom Coins?

In other news, I think 64 Luigi's just wanderin'. Same with my Luigi.

The water here sucks.

[ufo-officai]

*flies past*