mood: :/

17•UK•Aquarius

[flipclock]

me: i’m going to clean my room! i’m going to take a shower! i will wake up early and take care of myself! brain: u know whats fun? rotting.

[westtlee]

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”

[ateeztism]

[retrogamingblog]

[meanplastic]

[whatshell]

[surprisebitch]

finally know the identity of this gay(mer) icon and honestly this bio speaks to me in a spiritual level

[cherubesk]

Dbdjkreeoem

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I just took the deepest sigh

[laaylic]

[jvedi-blog]

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[illicitbehaviour]

you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.

[ardhangini]

bro these days i’m ready to go to bed at like 7 pm

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[sunflowerbutch]

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[fucc]

Me, justifying skipping my 8am lecture to sleep

[sadrien-depreste]

me: *sees a small child*

me: i envy your young brain’s plasticity for natural language acquisition