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Take Me Home, Country Roads except on your back porch on a summer evening

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Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

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the story so far / all wrong

jaidefinichonv2

gaxhar

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

sunwukxng

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

kaelio

I assumed everyone knew this, but

candy desk . yeah I know you’re like “it would be stupid in a tv show if a senator famous for being a libertarian idiot whose ribs got broken in a fistfight over yard waste was infected with a virus from a one-in-a-century pandemic and continued to rifle around in the senate republican’s candy pile”. well sorry Sorkin but this is the real world and that’s just how it is

oh yeah because I forgot to mention, it was Rand Paul because of fucking course it was

kaelio

also in case you didn’t know this, the US Capitol also has its own little rinky dink subway system that only they can use at it looks like this

kaelio

and it looked like this in 1912 because yep it’s been there that whole time

slowspinningredemption

willy wonka’s chocolate factory

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article tells me there are, in fact, separate candy desks for republican and democrat senators. the republican candy desk, which is the better-known one, is operated by a singular sugar daddy, while democrats can contribute to a candy fund in order to partake of their side’s hoard

@ us senate yall really run a country like this????

ichaserabbits

Jesus Christ if you read it in a book you’d say it was too on the nose. What the fuck.

alterboyx

Republicans make confectioners donate all their candy to them while the democrats pitch in to pay for the candy are you fucking kidding me…I had to read the article myself and it’s somehow worse than I thought

blogwizard

in times like these people say things like “we need to throw it all out and start over” which is absolutely true but we also need to divest of all this whimsical shit in its entirety. if I saw, with my eyeballs, a congressperson like, vote against raising minimum wage or whatever and then take a handful of literal candy from a communal candy desk and then hop on the Magical Senator Train to Clown Town I would be in prison for murder.

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savannahfaerie

outofcontextarthur

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

jackafz

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

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charlesoberonn

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

i can see despair in his eyes and i cant even see his eyes

surrealist-lyricist

Colourblind - Movements

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[The song makes a 'boom' noise as the kid in the jersey points to his friend.]

Kid in jersey: Why're you calling me?

Friend: Bro, I'm gay.

Kid: Shut the fuck up.

Friend: I'm not lying....

Kid: Me too-

chgreenblatt

hello there! I love watching Chowder, its berry original, cute and funny, which is rare nowadays for a cartoon show to make me laugh. thank you for creating it! but heres my question. in the theme song after Truffles says "You stir it all up and then you're done!" what would be Schnitzel's line in the song? what would it translate to? I noticed everyone in the show always can make out what he's saying. surely Schnitzel is saying something in the theme song!

Thanks for the kind words!

Shnitzel’s line is : “You share a big piece with everyone.”

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Finally we can die

beautifulasthelion-deactivated2

Today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear the aborted babies,that hadn’t died yet, crying in the trash cans. If there was ever a reason to be prolife this is it. Because no child should be thrown out with the trash.

god-is-prochoice

That person fucking lied to you.

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my cousin used to work in a hospital that provided abortions and the walls would OOZE GREEN SLIME

paganinihorror

Fun fact: In my first year at college, I overheard a conversation in the student lounge where a girl was saying she was pro-life because she heard that abortions are done by pouring acid in the uterus and the fetus literally tries to run away. I tried really hard not to laugh.