Just A Crumb

Hey it's me Celia, 27 (she/her)

[genosmithsucks-deactivated20150]

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

[diaryofamadmixedwoman]

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

[haruko-deactivated20240313]

fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

[nem23]

[coughloop]

remember when you said that berry you wanted to pick wasnt ripe today? i think you'll be in for a nice surprise when you try again tomorrow

[larval-tear]

they should invent something you can have

[dirtbaby2016]

[wifehaver103947]

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

if i was a guy in the middle ages i would say “they’re called the four humours but i’m not laughing”

[good-pokemon-center-reviews]

[foothjve]

Stem major:

GO FORTH MY ROOTMEN!!! CONQUER THE ABOVE WORLD!!!

The Root men: 

[lesbx]

the body may be but mere flesh and bone

but the soul within is a colossus

[seagles]

[geniusoflove]

Your pussy stinks

[li4r]

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

[coughloop]

[2007xbox360-deactivated20211113]

Unassuming woman: Nice, dude. That hot dog is ketchup-pilled AND mustard-pilled

Strange man whose son died in an accident he could have prevented: I guess

[depsidase]