uglyfisherdude

[uglyfisherdude]

the mold is a metaphor for the movie.....spree 2 is in the making right? RIGHT?

or...this is kurt's ghost and the mold is growing on his body :/ rest in pieces broseph 🙏🙏🙏

[uglyfisherdude]

kurt kunkle? more like kurt kinkle amirite fellas?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[uglyfisherdude]

rejoice

[uglyfisherdude]

for my fellow transmasculine individuals who also happen to be joe enthusiasts. wherever you are.

[bra1nbuzz]

toki drawing his fursona

thank you to my friend for this ask. his fursona is a bunny cat dragon hybrid that breathes fire and is probably like immortal or something. my idiot son that i feed cardboard

[uglyfisherdude]

me when the glorious fanfic i read not even 24 hours ago hasn't updated with a new chapter yet

[uglyfisherdude]

i don't know why this influx of uncle_jezzy content has been flooding my pinterest lately, but im not complaining. look how sweet this is.

[uglyfisherdude]

i don't think that's a fern ❤️❤️ that looks like a palm ❤️❤️❤️ it's okay sweetie we love you so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[getlost0p]

My son

[uglyfisherdude]

wil pay ONE !!!!!!!! ‼️‼️ TRILLLION !!!!!!! DOLLERS 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💰💰💰TO WHOEVER CAN MAKE HIM REAL 🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRILLIONS 📈📈📈📈📈!!!!!!! 🤑🤑🤑 🤑🤑CASH MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOMEN !!!! 💃. DRUGS !!!! WHATEVER YOU WANT !!!!!!! 🎁🎁🎁 🤑🤑🤑🤑RIHGT NOW !!!!!!! ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ PLESS PLEASS PSAE PLEASE PLEASE PEASE PSLSLS PLES P LEAJSNS PELAS PSLEA PLASE PLEAPSLSEAPLSEAASPLEAAE

[uglyfisherdude]

my brain reminding me when i get a little too mushy over him:

[uglyfisherdude]

random headcanon:

if kurt got like 30+ followers, he’d search for accounts with less followers than him and make “rivals” out of them on purpose just so he could flex how he has a larger following. it doesn’t matter what the other person says, he’s always right/superior in his mind just because of a number.

hes such a wimp i HATE him.

[uglyfisherdude]

idk how popular this video is of a guy doing a moneyspread over this old monk for absolutely no reason, but i saw it recently and for some reason i thought of kurt. here you go, world.

[uglyfisherdude]

idgaf if im a guy, id drop everything to be his housewife.

[charlston-chews]

Crazy work...

I need to make a water mark low-key

[uglyfisherdude]

TWO OF MY BIGGEST INTERESTS MENTIONED AT THE SAME TIME HOLY SMOKESS

[uglyfisherdude]

uhh just realized i never shared my transfem little kurt here?? i feel like this isn’t totally out of nowhere cuz like…there was that whole video where he wanted to be snatched and used that woman from pirates of the caribbean as inspiration. a little suspicious, yk…

since spree took place in 2019, kat’s makeup was sorta modeled after e-girl makeup since that was trendy at the time and i feel like she’d go along with that for mostly that reason lmao.

kinda wanna draw more but im lazy as shit.

[uglyfisherdude]

kurt has a little work to do on interacting with women, but uhm. you know what they say, practice makes perfect!! i believe in him!! 🙂