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I did this quiz where it said I was most like Tan. My sense of fashion is trash but honestly yeah I love carbs

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

youlovetoseeit

30 Hilarious Puns That Have Graced This One Sign Over the Years

paranoidgemsbok

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine

zooophagous

God SAME.

It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”

And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.

dredsina

Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch

hokuto-ju-no-ken

I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.

quinzelade

Why do you hate Jesus

hokuto-ju-no-ken

Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

arloghoul

^That’s a raw ass fucking quote

maxeth

Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff

pumpkinradish-deactivated202004

Now THAT is a horror game

wartortling

this is just how ikea is

penknight

NO OK but for people who dont know this is a game based off of an SCP! SCP-3008 is a huge IKEA that has grown beond its physical boundries. It has its own day and night cycle, as shown by the lights shutting off. And thats when the Staff become aggresive. Anyway sorry for fanboying heres the link to the game

https://nmkd.itch.io/scp-3008

And here is the scp!

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008

nostalgia-corp

@idellandre

wroughtwheat

Ah this is back. This game received multiple updates that it doesn’t look this bland. There’s survivual mechanics and fort building. Its good

maureen2musings

Sound on…

myroommateisacat

peek-a-boo

recaption

dejameconmisillusiones-blog

I’ve always been skeptical of that term, “the one that got away,” or “right one, wrong time.” But now I understand, now I have you. I’m sorry we couldn’t be what we hoped. You are my one that got away and yes it’s true that i don’t know if I’ll always feel this way about you, but it’s already been almost two years without you and I still miss your voice

protectts-deactivated20210217

moondust-and-dreams

“I still hear my phone buzz and pick it up at 2am with that small bit of hope left in me thinking that it’s you, telling me that you miss me, that you’re sorry, and that everything is going to be okay again,”

16:10 - It’s never you, and it never will be