[greenhoused-deleted-deactivated]

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

[fifthstiel]

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

[buff4ams]

Richard Taruskin

Richard Taruskin is gettin’ buff for AMS Pittsburgh 2013.

[dopelvis]

attractive older men are very important

[zouiam-deactivated20140719]

[ohnopurple]

[smackable]

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do 

[dj-bsnow-deactivated20130913]

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

[rnackenzie-deactivated20130805]

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

[lolmythesis]

First you hear music, then you feel feelings.

Music, Wesleyan University

[agilebeast]

[uhhhhiceland]

Sometimes I just wish someone else would care enough to make the first contact. Or bother to ask how I am. I'm so tired. and I'm exhausted from feeling worthless and replaceable.

[kazoofunk-deactivated20140627]

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

[lock-lamora-deactivated20140408]

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

[raspberryspar]

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

[angelxedwin]

Inspired by (x)

[fuckyehwanghyunjin]

[iraffiruse]

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

when will liam, harry and zayn learn to do some squats cuz frankly, their asses are offensive.

[givemethatpaynis-deactivated201]

I think Liam’s is acceptable

[gloomology-deactivated20240730]