Stay young & reckless.

[ritualoflove]

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

2017 prophecy

[dyslexicpoodle]

The Year of Realizing Things is Ended

[susiethemoderator]

The Year of Being Alright has Begun.

[yeojie]

I’m ready

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

hey handsome…………of that money to me

[impracticalmagics]

Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life.

[cassmarieex]

this is so important

[iaiamothrafhtagn]

some people genuinely have trouble with never being told this. i am reblogging this post in case that includes any of you in my audience.

[pure-earth]

You’re missing the memories, not the person them self

[vvendys]

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

[unconventionalkitchenslave-blog]

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

[venusharrie]

where you put the cucumber

[parkchandaddy]

[central]

[niqabisinparis]

“boys dont like it when-“ 

[theshirtlessadventurer-deactiva]

“girls don’t like it when-”

[ryuunosukees-blog]

“people would probably like you better if-”

[batnoodles]

FAVOURITE POST

[waynecoyne]

[aliciaclarker]

i hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes and a sacrifice to the gods

[dronta-deactivated20200104]

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[fuckyeahloldemort]

[misstaylorsaid]

Dear God…

[babyphattracksuit-deactivated20]

This is one of my worst fears

[iguanamouth]

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

[iguanamouth]

9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

[banterbears]

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

[iguanamouth]

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

[iguanamouth]

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

[iguanamouth]

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

MY CHILD

[6937652]

IGUANA WHY

[donidarkowitz]

“Fuck I Look Like”

Every one needs to watch this. She killed it!

[affricanqueen17]

YOOOO, she fuckin KILLED IT! always reblog 🙌🙏🙌🙏

[asvpfrenchie-deactivated2022112]

“You say gargantuan, I say… Big as shit”

[theblackkennedye-deactivated201]

🙌🏾😩😍👏🏾🔥 my love for this goes beyond words yo

[jasonhorton]

[vincent-van-g0gh]

because the giant “f” on an app called Facebook didn’t make sense before thank god we have discovered this I was so confused but now I am enlightened

[realitytvgifs]

[awcrybaby]

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